Jesus H Rice Crispies. Even when she does something right, she manages to fuck it up by being an utter asshole. Fuck her.

I love eggplant, but I get that eggplant is not for everyone. More for me. Yay! I'm also quite fond of weed. But again, not for everyone.

I smoke and have for decades. These days my consumption is super low because I'm an old, but even when I was a big smoker, it wasn't hard to understand that some people just don't like it. They tried it, said "nope, not for me," and moved on.

"I'm shocked!" said no one.

Oh god fuck those guys. If the other twin liked you, his brother could have just set you up with them. They are creepy, predatory assholes.

There's nothing wrong with you. Like most relationships, it didn't work out. Don't beat yourself up.

If he's weirding you out then end it. You don't have to stay with someone because he's not. I don't like guys who get so intense so quickly. I think it's a red flag.

I am so sorry. What a horrible mess. Call in. Take the day off.

Jesus Christ no. That is some serious lack of consent fuckery.

Clearly she should hire us.

Jesus Christ that should be a fucking crime. I'm so sorry for your friend.

I think that's an interesting point. As someone in the brand business, I find her choices odd, because they don't seem to come from anything authentic. I'm a big advocate of finding the truth in what you do and building the brand from that core truth. I'm all for getting artisanal and organic, but she doesn't seem to…

Ok. I give up. I love Taylor Swift. I think she has a hilarious, dry sense of humor and is not in the slightest bit afraid of making fun of herself. I like her music, I like her attitude and I want to be her friend.

Unsolicited opinion time. HADA LABO! It's a huge Japanese skin care brand and has lots of hyuralonic acid, which is one of those ingredients that really does make skin look and feel better. Of course the effect wears off if you stop using it, but so does everything. It's gentle, reasonably priced and available at…

No, not everyone is entitled to a reply. When women have no idea who is "nice" and who's going to shoot them for not giving them the attention they want, no one is entitled to a polite reply.

They're the same rules for approaching strangers in general. You don't do it where a woman has no escape, like public transportation. You pay attention to body language and don't bother someone who clearly is not interested in interacting with anyone. If you're not getting a "fuck off and leave me alone vibe," you ask…

Green brownies. Seriously, they were for St. Patrick's Day!

God no kidding! I never, ever expect to get comped. If I do, I always leave a huge tip.

Because she's a badass bitch who likes to have some fun. You know she got high and came up with that idea.

Eeeeeee! Jesus no. Also I don't really get the allure of eating in bed. It's messy and awkward.