All I know is in 1993, I was wandering around a Walgreens, half-hallucinating, trying to decide between two kinds of instant chicken soup, with my bestie following me, making sure I didn't pass out or leave with a stranger.

I haven't - I'll ask my doctor about it. Thanks!

Oh that's awful. At least I get warning signs. I won't go into them, because I know just talking about it can trigger some people. But if I don't pay atttention...yeah...I'm screwed and I can look forward to lying in a dark room with an ice pack on my head for as long as I can.

I respectfully disagree. I get migraines and sometimes I can cut it off at the pass if I catch it right away with Excedrin migraine. But I have to do it immediately, otherwise I'm fucked, and then it's suffer with pain, nausea and insane light/sound/touch sensitivity, or take Imitrex and be completely high and totally…

Oh good god. I've had the real flu 4 times as an adult - 1993, 1995, 2003 and the swine flu in 2009. I've been getting vaccinated since 1996, but the one in 03 didn't cover the strain I got, and I couldn't get the swine flu vaccine in 2009.

This is the hugest troll on Jezebel right now. Best not to feed.

He's all "Do you Even Stevens?"

I suspect it comes from a deeply entrenched sense of entitlement and narcissism. Which yes, is self-destructive, but not consciously.

For the fuck of fuck. As an advertising professional, I'm embarrassed by this campaign. I know adweek is fawning over it, but Special K can suck my lady balls. Horrible.

Lucky for short dudes, I don't wear heels. They should love me! But nope...no love from the shorties.

So hair. Much shoulders. Many fabric wow.

I'm 5'1 and I'm so much more attracted to shorter men. 5'4 to 5'8 is my sweet spot. But I usually end up dating guys 6 foot+. They tended to pursue and respond to me WAY more often than the short dudes. I have no idea why.

Fascinating Noel. So tell me...when's the last time you made any good music? Or did anything besides be a complete fucking wanker.

No Sangiovese? Well that's bullshit.

I took a few of her classes. She's awesome.

Your response reeks of Nice Guy™ Syndrome.

It happens often enough that it discourages responding back. I'd say one out of three "thanks but no thanks" emails I sent got a nasty response back, or at the very least, some dude trying to convince me I'm wrong and I should give him a try. I seriously don't get why people get their undies so bunched up over it. Why…

You mean you're a man who orgasms like some other human people that May or may not be women? Nice gender essentialism there dude.

Fuck yeah. You said it better than I ever could. But yes. I want a damn orgasm every time. Quit asking me. Quit making me feel like I should settle for mediocre sex. Quit assuming the intimacy is more important than the fucking.