Nope. A stoned douchebag is still a douchebag. He just rambles on and on about shit he thinks is super awesome and never shuts. the. fuck. up.

Oy...that sounds horrible. I had my adenoids removed as an adult and it was really painful and a long recovery. Yours sound a lot worse though!

My weight loss secret: Gain a lot of weight because you are sick. Then lose a lot of weight because you get sicker. Have everyone compliment you on you weight loss and ask your secret. Answer "Uh...I got sick and I lost a lot of weight. I don't really recommend it." Extra bonus points for extreme ambivalence and…

Who else gets RIDICULOUSLY excited over getting Amazon packages. I just ordered a cable to connect my computer TV and two packs of Tibetan incense, and it should arrive by Friday. I'M SO EXCITED I'M GETTING NEW STUFF!

I'm so sorry for your loss, and for the reminder of it.

Ditto. Now in Dance & Fav Songs playlist. Trashed the Robin Thicke version.

It's for the founding father's dick pics!

I got sent a dic pic with the accompanying text "just let me give this to you once." after I nicely turned down a rando I met at a party. He sent it 6 times, then after I finally said "not interested, stop contacting me," he asked for my friend's phone number.

Fuck everyone who wants to pathologize my introversion. I'm not sick. There's nothing wrong with me, or the approx 50% of the world who are introverts.

Try Magnesium Taurate. It's the best absorbed magnesium supplement. It's also very good to treat anxiety and insomnia.

Yeah...I do too.

Wow. Thanks so much for explaining politics AND office politics for me. MIND BLOWN.

A surprising number men are weird about it. From some of the reactions I get, you'd think it's a major character flaw.

I thought it was a really good film. I expected it to just be stupid eye-candy, but I was pleasantly surprised.

More reasons:

Meh. I was expecting him to break it down, rather than just do a lameass "not really dancing" dance bounce. Disappointing.

It took me a year, and there are still times when I can't take it.

My cousin was one of the ugliest babies I've ever seen. Squished head, long, skinny, and just weird looking. He grew up to be ridiculously handsome.

Earth Wind & Fire did it better than anyone else ever will.