Depends, usually at least an arm and a leg.

This latest Yellowstone bison victim tormentor, who had turned her back...

Turns out technology DOES help bring back survival of the fittest.

I thought it was depressing at first too. But it’s really no different than private fundraising from additional sources, which they’ve always done!

The claims on that patent are laughably overly broad. Time for those companies to pony up a little money and have an attorney file an IPR request at the USPTO and knock out that patent.

We can look to the poet-laureates of mid-90s angry white boy music, The Offspring for this fine sentiment, “the more you suffer, the more it shows you really care, right?”

“Groan. I wish people would stop promoting vaping as if it’s better than smoking. It’s not. The studies that do exist that suggest otherwise are all industry funded. “

Yo, did everyone leave? I haven’t seen Moriarty or Adultosaur, or CassieBear for a while. Did everyone bail after Gawker fucked up?

This comment made my day and also so much sense.

I like people who bring up Calvinism.

Ah, I never bother dismissing comments, forgot that was even an option. In that case, I entirely believe you about idiots posting comments, as they are wont to do on just about any topic.

She’s not looking for friends, she’s looking to get laid. She’s busy, she doesn’t have time for all the nonsense that goes with dating so she’s on Tinder looking for some dick...why be embarrassed about it?

Look. I’d love to be friends with Lily Allen. But Tinder is for singles like me to furiously swipe our way into believing that love might exist for us, but probably with the next person who is probably better than the last. So while I appreciate the friends offer, you are a celebrity person who can get off my lawn and…

The sheer number of people on Tinder who go out of their way to say “no hookups” cracks me up. Either they are severely deluded, or they are trying to weed out the riffraff. Either way, I'm pretty sure it ends with a hangover and an STD test.

...rendering the victim useless.

I’ve decided I will punish infidelity by never ever leaving him alone. A fate worse than death.

I see a flaw in this plan.