A really fast fire leading to a rapid unscheduled disassembly.

The next thing you are going to tell me is well-informed kids with access to good sex education don’t get pregnant either.

Why is it so hard to understand that if you prevent a pregnancy, you prevent an abortion.

There is nothing about Trump that isn’t a total lie. Trump has the same doctor as Tracy Jordan.

im nearly positive he wont release his tax returns because there is an entire sub-section devoted to cocaine. gotta declare that shit

That’s be the 600 foot tall magic ice wall that still gets breached by anyone with a set of climbing axes and hemp ropes? The one with all the tunnels that run underneath it, which also falls down when you play a trumpet near it? The GoT wall certainly sounds like a Trump property.

Speaking as a Packer fan, now that I have gotten to know a Vikings fan through his writing, I can’t help but feel a little sorry for Drew. Fuck the Vikings though.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

YES. Hmm. I am actually quite concerned about this now, because eroticizing a rape scene is monstrous.

which is horrendous since offred is legitimately a sex and breeding slave.

I definitely agree. I expect it will be staged more as a threesome.

MAKE AMERICA OVERCOMPENSATE AGAIN

What happened to the good ‘ol days where you found out your son had a small penis when he bought a sports car or giant truck?

plausible theory: they chose yvonne so the sex ritual would be ~sexier~.

Absent everything else that’s terrible about him, I just think we can’t have a president who’s stupid enough to think that tweet was a good idea.

Read that as TEENFAGS, it was really confusing for a moment.

How in the actual fuck did you get ungreyed?

Which is just shorthand for “you don’t have a right to privacy.”

go fuck yourself

There’s nothing really more to say other than that I hope she’s okay. Some people are monsters.