The next thing you are going to tell me is well-informed kids with access to good sex education don’t get pregnant either.

Why is it so hard to understand that if you prevent a pregnancy, you prevent an abortion.

There is nothing about Trump that isn’t a total lie. Trump has the same doctor as Tracy Jordan.

im nearly positive he wont release his tax returns because there is an entire sub-section devoted to cocaine. gotta declare that shit

That’s be the 600 foot tall magic ice wall that still gets breached by anyone with a set of climbing axes and hemp ropes? The one with all the tunnels that run underneath it, which also falls down when you play a trumpet near it? The GoT wall certainly sounds like a Trump property.

Speaking as a Packer fan, now that I have gotten to know a Vikings fan through his writing, I can’t help but feel a little sorry for Drew. Fuck the Vikings though.

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

YES. Hmm. I am actually quite concerned about this now, because eroticizing a rape scene is monstrous.

which is horrendous since offred is legitimately a sex and breeding slave.

I definitely agree. I expect it will be staged more as a threesome.

MAKE AMERICA OVERCOMPENSATE AGAIN

What happened to the good ‘ol days where you found out your son had a small penis when he bought a sports car or giant truck?

plausible theory: they chose yvonne so the sex ritual would be ~sexier~.

Absent everything else that’s terrible about him, I just think we can’t have a president who’s stupid enough to think that tweet was a good idea.

This pic is actually from 2013, so he was maybe 22 here, and all 22 year olds definitely look like 12 year olds to me now.

He’s definitely 12. Or possible a vampire. Those are the only explanations for that picture.

Am I so old that 20-somethings look twelve to me, or does that 20-something actually look twelve?

I am convinced that if Billy Joel had simply embraced the fact that he is the most desperately lonely man who has ever lived, instead of trying to be an ‘80's cool guy, he would be far, far more critically appreciated today.

I want a parmesan boy for everything.

(I’m going to get a lot of use out of this photo)