You’re the kind of poly person who makes all the other poly people look bad. Like the atheist who can’t help but sneer condescendingly at people of faith.

you asked why i didn’t want my boyfriend to have sex with other people. i answered.

the thought of someone else near thetallbrunette’s penis makes me sick to my stomach, that’s why. it’s intimate and is to be shared between us and only us, until the end of our relationship.

um a lot of people want that.

Okay but based on the graph

That header photo makes sex look like a fucking horror movie still. That’s the only time sex can be done wrong.

I actually couldn’t care less about this remake, but any chance I get to make fun of the Ghostbusters crybabies, I will take.

I eagerly await the day Biden shows Kaine around the naval academy, capped off by shotgunning beers in the driveway.

I can’t wait to watch him eat Pence’s lunch like Biden did to Paul Ryan back in the 2012 VP debate.

With the way he so clearly loves Michelle and his beautiful girls I think we all secretly wish Obama was our dad. Like seriously after his speech I was like “He's got so much faith in me and this country, I cant disappoint him"

Same!! I would so buy a Dads of the DNC Calendar

My takeway from last night is that I have severe Daddy issues because I could not stop thinking about Obama, Kaine and Biden in that way. Like yes, please! What does it all mean??????

When I saw Foles had been released I felt the Jets would try to use it as leverage to get Fitz to put pen to paper. Not saying that’s what happened but how much of a slap in the face would that have been to say no to the guy that knows your system and sign Nick Fucking Foles?

To be fair, he was 10-6 as a starter last season. But, they didn't make the playoffs, so that's basicallg 8-8. And, I'm sure this year the Fitzmagic will be fleeting and 4-12 is probably the end result.

It was the threat of the Jets signing Nick Foles that really made Fitzpatrick sign. **cough**

I like the idea in theory, and I shot my TV a long time ago.

There is one open-water swimming event, apparently, the 10K marathon. So that will basically be those people marinating themselves in sewage. I hope no one dies.

Yeah. I’ll gladly miss the superhuman orgy if it means not having to drinking shit water.

I unexpectedly became teary-eyed and started sobbing at the thought that this woman, who was born before universal suffrage, lived long enough to cast votes for the first female major party candidate. Then Bernie Sanders’s brother cast a single vote for his brother as he emotionally spoke of their parents and I…

My grandmother was 89 when she passed away a month ago and in hospice at the end when she was starting to be pretty unaware and we knew it would be over soon we just went ahead and told her Hillary had been elected and my grandmother, the lifelong democrat who went back to college in her 40s, was so happy. So we need…