Hating Henry Cavill seems like it would be a very easy thing to do. The man has about as much personality as a moldering half-eaten saltine cracker.

Maybe he showed too much vine?

I can’t even keep it internal anymore. Just scared the piss out of my husband by screaming at my TV when these quotes of his first came across Facebook.

Margaret Atwood was a fucking prophet.

Wow. So Dustin Hoffman is a real asshole, huh? You learn something new every day, I tell ya.

And Hitler will forever be remembered for his paintings.

I’m sensing a theme...

I don’t see what the big deal is. We all still fondly remember and celebrate the acting career of John Wilkes Booth.

Yes, from the show’s crystal clear storytelling, how could she have possibly made that mistake?

Plus this:

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

Wait, are you implying that he couldn’t understand me when I yelled “SWING YOU MARVELOUS FUCK, SWING” at him in Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS? Well that explains a lot.

Yo, it’s widely known that UFOs are peeped frequently in New Jersey and the New York City area, know what I mean? Rodgers shoulda asked a local if it was whack and shit. Dey always make sure it’s ain’t some training exercise for Top Gun Marines and whatnot. See dis guy? Dis count double check!

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

Makes me so mad finding out a cute dress is actually a surprise romper. Apt metaphor is apt.

I like how the GOP bragged about its “deep bench”, yet this election cycle is mainly noteworthy for outright racism and childish insults.

Tyga and his landlord are not in a great place right now.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Nah, Burr never said what he was against and what he was for.