Hi this is perfect, and now I’m waiting for Cruz to just yell “SMEAGOL” in his best Andy Serkis voice.

To be a Jets fan is to agonize along with your franchise as they choose among the several bad options available to them. Pay “starter money” to a 33-year-old journeyman coming off his best season? Sign a one-time wunderkind in RGIII who by all outward appearances was psychologically dismantled by the NFL’s worst…

At this point, fuck McCain. Whatever respectability he had as a relatively moderate conservative is gone now. It started in earnest when he allowed Palin to be his running mate in ‘08 and this shit is just the final nail in the coffin. What makes it all the sadder is, for what? Does he honestly think that he stands a…

In 2012, Scalia was already an overweight man in his 70s who had a face that was perma-red. We voted for the man we wanted to be in charge of replacing him. The whole argument that we should vote before choosing the next one, and the fact that anyone humors it with any kind of legitimacy, makes me SO ANGRY.

‘GOP chairman Reince Priebus said he wants to “make sure Democrats have to answer to the American people for why they don’t want voters to have a say in this process.”’

I’ll rest easy when I see Simmons come out of his home and issue a statement himself.

I have ID channel on in the background and I’m pretty sure there were at least 3 versions of this story while I’ve been sitting here.

Rubio is possibly the best of the worst. Not sure how that plays out, as he has the lowest approval rating, yet he wouldn’t aim a nuclear weapon at Russia to prove he doesn’t have small hands or thinks Jesus is coming back to Bethlehem in 2016.

Some of his ideas were so intense that he had to come and whisper them in my ear, to protect his little brother from having his mind irrevocably blown.
Adorable.

This is one of those things that, as soon as someone points it out, you smack your forehead and wonder why you never thought of it because it’s so obvious.

You are correct.

+1 Rocketman

And the worst part about having to use that excuse is that the guy is only going to stop flirting/hitting on you out of respect to your imagined beau and not out of respect to your wishes to be left the fuck alone...

We shouldn’t compare men to dogs; dogs listen, men don’t.

Once again, Margaret Atwood says it best:

No one from my family moved to the States until the 20th century. When my great great grandfather brought my great great grandma here from Poland, he impregnated her six times (one baby was stillborn) and then up and moved back to Poland. She was a single mother raising five kids on her own. My great grandma and her…

Not Bruce Springsteen, that’s for sure.

So how far we from a Tom Brady injury where he misses a game, and comes back and is never *quite* the same again? I’m saying week 2 this year.