Sincerely proud rn to count you among my countrymen.

those are in the danish butter cookie tins. that are sometimes actually sewing supplies.

The other day I was leaving from work and noticed the tell-tale green box of Thin Mints lying in the road. Then I saw a sleeve of the cookies scattered across the road, but I couldn't find the second sleeve. I slowed to a crawl and scoured the area, finally noticing the intact roll of deliciousness resting, apparently…

Just came here to make sure my 2 faves took the top 2 spots. Good job, Jez. As you were.

You said it.

Mother of god.

Are we sharing GP pics? Well, if you insist.

Sidebar: Anyone want to know how long I spent looking for the "correct" butt photo on Juicy's website?

"Where's the lettuce?"

Sounds good, I'm on my way.

Ima fuck up your whole week right now

I half-agree, but for the best beagle (half-beagle), try my childhood pup, Roscoe P. Coltrane, who was half beagle, half bulldog, and full-on adorable.

Let me tell you about how sometimes I'm a puppy socializer on the weekends.

I'm sorry. What were you saying about adorable?

I had a friend who had a beautiful pitbull, and one day we were sitting on his couch, petting his dog, and he said to me (after a copious amount of marijuana, mind you) "You know what I'd want....like, a whole coat made of dog ears. But like, not actually dog ears. But like.....feels like dog ears, ya know?"

Yes,…

also, this: