thereasonableheart
CatMonkeyCat
thereasonableheart

Hi! I live in Denver and I have to say I love it! I will echo what mrscuriouser said and say that rentals are crazy expensive right now. I’m renting and I’m paying $1100 for 800 square feet that 5 years ago I was paying $650 for. The highlands is the super trendy hipster area to live in (not to be confused with

Denver is my hometown! I just moved away, but I love it. There are tons of Michigan transplants there as well, so I’m sure you’ll feel at home instantly. It’s a great city, but the rental market has become insanely expensive there, so I would say absolutely not to rent somewhere insanely expensive, if you can avoid

Another problem, though, is that some of the women looking for attention would get their fill of that and then just disappear from the site.

“But when you’re trying to hook up with a married man, that guy already has enough on his plate without having to jump through the hoops of dating.”

‪I had an unexpected affair three years ago.

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

first, if you’ve worked in a restaurant, even as a manager, you’ve probably already had your hand pressed into a hot grill or splashed by a fryer or something similar at least once. i have scars on the backs of my hands that i can still identify and attribute to particular restaurant equipment. so the scars would just

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Um...people who live paycheck to paycheck, and their landlords, grocers, phone providers and transportation providers, might possibly disagree with you that “There is nothing, NOTHING, in this world that you need so badly to have to put up with this treatment from people.” But please, put your moral high ground above

THAT TWEET IS GENUINELY HILARIOUS I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THEY ARE HATING ON IT LIKE HOW CAN YOU HATE ON THIS

I understand feeling that way on a commuter train, because that shit WILL NOT STAND!

See, I agree, but I also have to accept that the problem is mine because I generally just don’t like rowdy public spaces. My solution? Stay away from them. If people being loud and tipsy bothers you then maybe don’t go on a wine train, you know? Try the library, or set up a private tour of some sort.

Honestly people should wear monocles more.

god why do people enjoy themselves in public when I’m trying to be a cranky mccrankster

Excuse me Madam, but I am a very important, monocled businessman and your revelry is disturbing me while I’m reading important business reports!

I’ve been on this wine tour. It’s literally 2 hours of crazy drunk white ladies tripping on pills.

an actual email i got last week.

Okay seriously I have been to Napa Valley and although I’ve never been on the wine train, literally every single place in Napa is white women getting drunk and being loud. Every where. Even French Laundry. And that place is hoity toity af.

Question: which one of you took this?