But the guns were there to protect Norton and Stumbo from the notoriously violent Pokémon fans.

Just another example of the liberal media doing its best to strip Americans of their God-given Second Amendment rights in order to pave the way for a Clinton-run dictatorship.

good thing the police caught them all both

I’m no hippie, but I named my daughter after the Norse goddess of general awesomeness. I mean, a chariot pulled by cats? She might not be without her character flaws, but I’ll overlook it because cats.

this is pretty dark, but once I considered how I would handle things if my partner were to die (she’s got odd hours, rides a scooter and had a wreck early on in our second child’s life) it really changed my ideas about parenting/household stuff. At first I wanted to be fair and square, 50/50, we had a chore list and…

Yeah. If anything, he’s a shitty feminist for naming his son after the Roman god of rape.

I forgot I had installed that thing that changes the word “millennial” to “snake person” so the headline reads

Yeah, that’s really the issue, isn’t it? It would probably break her heart. She’s very sensitive... I guess that’s why I’ve never said anything.

I’m so sorry this happened to you. Congratulations on finding the new place though! A new start, and a new home all of your own, are coming soon....

Healing well from surgery, but I’m so upset. Trying to find an online accredited communications disorders bachelors program and the only one I can find starts next fall. I’m 26 and only have my associates and feel so behind. I know it’s because I’ve always had to work full times to make ends meet since I was 19 and…

happy Saturday from Rhode Island!! On a lovely vacation with my guy and 4-8 kids depending on the day :) but did get some beach painting time in....

Definitely. Tell her to stop, if you don’t think she’d take it very badly.

My mom has been using the same nickname for me since I was about 12 years old. I will be 44 in less than a month. I HATE THE NICKNAME. I have always hated it. When she uses it with me, whether in person, via text, or in a holiday card, I experience a whole-body sphincter clench. I have never told her that I hate it,…

I’m a heavily tattooed professional. It’s not hard to keep most things covered. I kinda love the fact that I can look entirely presentable at work but let it fly on my down time. Think of it like a mullet: business in the front; party in the rear. Rock a subtle visible piercing, but feel free to do whatever you please…

I got my burner key to work after not having it load for 3 weeks!

I’ve had a really terrible week.

Happy Saturday Jezzies! Last week you guys were so helpful - I ended up going out and getting my septum pierced because so many of you told me not to be a chicken, and you all were right. And it didn’t hurt and I LOVE IT. I’m in law school (I know, I know, but I am patent bar eligible with a hard bioscience degree so…

I don’t have sexist ladyfriends. I have sexist ladies on the fouth tier of friendship that I keep firmly on the outside. Why do I never invite you over for homemade cinnamon rolls neighbor Carol? Because I can’t listen to you without wanting to scream.

That’s the dream, right? A man who cooks for you and can’t spell “our” correctly.

I think the important thing to consider is this: when you finish a conversation or night out with these friends, how do you feel? Do you think the evening was fun and the conversation was interesting, even if you didn’t agree with everything being said? Or do you walk away with a bad feeling about them and maybe about…

If you want to get married, it’s probably best (or at least more pragmatic) to look and act a certain way (that I think involves a handjob motion) if you’d like to signal worthiness to all the men in a one-mile radius. Is acknowledging this sexist or practical?