I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

Can I submit a co-worker story? I worked at a donut shop in high school and my favorite crazy baker was a convicted arsonist who had no teeth because apparently in jail if you have a toothache, they just freakin' pull your teeth out. True story because he told me, and he had no teeth. He was seriously one of the most…

I was in line at a small family owned bakery that runs specials. The special was for a box but you could mix and match. A lady ahead of me picked out her donuts and the cashier (owners' daughter) said " okay, that's 12 assorted donuts...anything else ?" The lady looked at her and said "I thought the special was for a…

She just had a Crunchy allergy, thats all.

can I hit ya up next year?

My husband and I celebrated Valentines by trying a vibrating cock ring. Good for us both, better for me than for him. Woo hoo! I just had to tell someone.

Our cats are twins!

I would buy little Valentine's cards, like the kinds kids would buy for school, and give them to people I worked with.

I once spent a weekend scraping off 70 years of wallpaper layers from my living room walls, and I kept thinking "at some point in the future someone is probably going to think what this place needs is wallpaper".

I'm sorry, this probably was not the place to post that.

I'm celebrating V-Day by a haircut this morning (ragged split ends are gone) and stripping paint off of the woodwork in a guest room in our Victorian. It seems like every previous owner put a layer of white over the molding and doors, and there's something oddly satisfying about scraping off the bubbling mess.

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I sold three dozen cupcakes and a mini cake this weekend. It made me so anxious to go all in, and even though I had two panic attacks and snapped at my sister (I apologized and everything is good) everything went well and people are happy with their orders.

Does anyone else sometimes feel sad and just really miss Robin Williams?

Confession: I like Valentine's Day. I think it's just another excuse to do something fun, whether you're in a relationship or not. Today I'm going to a comedy show with my sister to see Carly Aquilino, and then going home and eating the chocolate her long distance boyfriend sent to her.

Since this is still pissing me the hell off. Last week a GoFundMe page was started to send someone who is dying of cancer on a cruise before she dies, said person also happens to have a mentally and physically disable son that she has been taking care of all his life. It's a sad story, there is no other way to…

My new basset hound should come home in 5 weeks. I celebrated the day by doing some puppy proofing in the house. So excited to be bringing the little one.

Thank you!! :) The best part is that "our song" is one I have a lyric to tattooed on my ribcage so it has meant a lot to me for years before we even met. AND it's really short (center of attention is not my bag)!

The other night, fiancé and I got drunk on several bottles of wine and practiced our first dance (we tie the knot six months from today, as it happens!)

I'm tipsy as a result of dieting and drinking a bottle of Prosecco and a bottle of Cava with my husband. We decided to sing "Solid" at each other because we are being tipsy and silly. My cat woke up, gave us an evil look, and opened the living room door and walked out. Happy Valentines Day!

I, too, have now drunk the Taylor Swift Kool-Aid and found myself, after months of listening to it reluctantly, that I actually DO love Shake It Off. So much, that yesterday, before a short shift at work, I cleaned up my room and had a solo dance party to the song, in an almost-ashamed and amazed fury. Tonight, I will…