- how do i learn to line my upper water line? because my eye is always like J'REFUSE!!!!!!!!!! and like my face keeps recoiling from my hand and then all of the tears come out of my eyeballs. (i feel like there are some great opportunities for dicks in the eye or jizz in the eye jokes here)

I wore a red sari for my wedding that had gold and green gem stones sewn on it. For shoes, I wore 6", platform, mint green, peep toed pumps with gold bows on the tops. They kindof looked like this except lighter color, and with a gold bow instead of green. Anyways, I had ordered them online, and about three months…

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For my wedding (THIS WEEKEND YOU GUYS!!!!) I'll be wearing these lovelies from Kate Spade:

I made my shoes! I took an old pair and decopaged some comic book pages to them so they were cute and snazzy and on theme!

when these were popular the first time I so desperately wanted to cool that I bought light wash mom jeans 5 sizes too big and called them my "waddle pants". I wore them with white clog style Nursemates. What I'm saying is, the late ninties were a good time for me style wise and I made a lot of sound decisions.

they'd be perfect "going to the movies" pants. You could transport all kinds of goodies: wine, cheese, a giant baguette, friends who are yoga pros, etc.

I am now wondering what ritual one must perform to summon a beekeeper.

About two years back, deathvalleyconsort and I went to a friend's birthday party dressed as Daria and Trent. At a party of 30 people, 2 people knew who we were. In that moment, I wasn't just dressed as Daria, I became Daria. And, that party became my Brittany.

The story of young love torn asunder... TODAY, on SICK SAD WORLD!

I live in a designated Fire Abatement District in my city, and we pay a flat fee every year that included the maintenance of a herd of goats that keep the dry grass in the hills short.

I'm in love with Bolshevik Mean Girls. I'll have to check out saved by the bell hooks.

I'm so glad you did that! Any time there was a cat-related post, I looked for you. You have skillz, I'm glad Rebecca recognized that in you.

Hi friends,

Keep studying. No one ever wins. The actors want to be lawyers, the lawyers want to be actors. Thousands of years from now, the earth will be gone and no one will remember Shakespeare and Mozart, let alone the rest of us.

No one will top this. It is my friends' favorite story to tell at parties because no one can ever beat it:

It's not insane per se but it was the coolest thing ever! I've been chronically ill since 4. Loads of kidney problems, autoimmune disorders, etc. A lot of pain. A lot of sleepless nights. That's how I got into old movies. If you're in pain & awake at 4am TCM is the only thing on. I LOVE old movies. I pray to Bogart &…

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.