Yes those are definitely just wine glasses and in no way similar to our telepathy helmets that look like wine glasses.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

I did just the opposite. My hair, when long, is wild and unmanagable and sticks out in all directions. I kept it short and tame till I turned 40, when I decided — "WHOOPIE!!" I feel wild and untamed!!! So I grew my hair out and now have this gloriously messy enormous hair all over the place. I had to grow into my…

Who do these kids think they are?!? Next thing you know they will be telling us to turn the music down and get off their lawn.

I'm 47 and I just bought these:

I've got this awesome hippie Wiccan facebook friend, and she posted a link to an article about vaginal steaming the other day, and no lie, Facebook's top "suggested link" underneath my friend's post was a link to a food.com recipe for steamed clams.

OH MY GOD THIS WOULD BE MY HANDS DOWN FAVORITE BAND OF ALL TIME

I KNOW!

I played that song at the wedding I didn't have!

Marry yourself at 30? Why? The whole point is to not get married in your 20's so you might get married in your 30's.

I prefer to live with myself. I don't need a piece of paper to define my relationship.

If you get divorced from yourself do you lose half of your stuff?

The only bad look in a swimsuit is "uncomfortable."

tchq should honestly be a subblog. people give you cat stories/tips/vids and tchq responds. like i would follow that shit OBSESSIVELY

My cat Fred has similar high energy levels. I live in an apartment on a busy street so I walk him on a leash to help work out the energy. He loves it (will actually bring me his leash when I get home from work).

Team Cat Heaquarters Here,

My mom has called three times today and made my sister text me. We are a one car family so I am always prepared for a whole week anyhow. All I did was get emergency Legos and bake chocolate chip muffins.