yes. Doing anything but "wash it, dry a bit, and let if hang long and shiny" is a lot of work when it comes to long, fine, straight hair. I'm lucky because I have a LOT of hair, so it never looks thin, but it is very fine. Very low maintenance hairstyle so long as I wash every day and do nothing to it.

I miss you broads! (And brudes which is what I will now call male broads) Now that I am back in the SoCal area working on the phd proper instead of doing research in Germany, time is scarce, money is scarce, I read for 6 hours today but not in the relaxing way, and I fell asleep late afternoon from exhaustion. Bah!…

she's older but we just got her a week ago from the SPCA so I was worried it might be a kennel cough type thing :( we'll go to the vet Monday If it's not resolved

You just broke the comment euphemism density record.

Or not putting a NEW FUCKING TRASHBAG in the trash can after taking out the trash.

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

"Save your protest energy for more important matters, like wet towels on the bed."

My favorite hair story: my mom's best friend's kid was about three. One day her mother enters a room to find her scissors in hand with her hair lying in heaps on the floor. She freaks out and asks her, "Honey, why did you cut all your hair off with those scissors?!" And she replies, "Because I didn't have a sword!"…

During my days as a cashier at a drugstore I was witness to some unspeakable horrors. This mother came in with her tween daughter and slams down a box of hair dye. My eyes pan to the right to see her kid, sobbing. She tried to dye her hair, but completely missed the top of her head, leaving a brunette bowl, and the…

As a German having read the actual article, I think you are missing the point. It is not really about peeing standing up or anything, it's about a landlord keeping almost 2000 euros because of stains in the bathroom. So, this could have been anything really, the judge simply decided that it is normal for an apartment…

stop pisssplaining to us

"You get free community college, and you get covered abortion, and you get marriage equality!

Team Cat Headquarters here,

Thank you for that laugh. In return I give you baby Barbarian's very best awful picture.

Oh jesus, my IUD just fell out.

Trust your instincts.

A bottle of wine? Now you fucking tell me. I brought over a bottle of Fireball and it did not go well.

When I swam, we used to have to shave our whole damn bodies at the end of the season. We'd usually wait till the day before our league championships and shave at the hotel the night before, where we were packed in 4 to a room. I had the great fortune one year to be assigned a room with just 3 people in it: me and a…

Lemon scented Pledges?