LOOK AT THIS CUTE FUCKING BABY I MADE.

I am now one weeks sans tobacco. It helps that I literally don't have money for smokes, but it's something that has been a long time coming.

...uh, you do know I'm a Texan, right? You do know I went to school at UT and was a member of the capitol press corps? Oh, and I did my graduate work at another Texas university in government and political science? Uh huh. I thought not.

Oh and to post on behalf of my husband, he gave himself a concussion on our homemade slip-n-slide that was actually a 100ft long piece of painters plastic. I had suggested putting an inflatable pool at the bottom but he said it wasn't necessary and went hard into that metal fence. I'm not sure if this was dumb,…

Wait...do other people NOT accidentally punch themselves in the face frequently?

I once severed my tongue (did you know they could reattach those?) in a library, on the first day after their renovations (I ended up volunteering there 15 years later, it was apparently legend.) I tripped and bit it clear off.

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.…

Dislocated my jaw by yawning.

I yawned my face off.

I fell down the three stairs on my porch, grabbed hold of the porch column with one hand, swung around and slammed face first into my car that was parked in the driveway.

I really hate the idea that women shouldn't make the first move, because it'll scare him, set the wrong balance of feminine/masculine energies, or that you should make him "chase you" or whatever weird "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" bullshit. If you really don't want to make the first move, fine, that's…

I definitely dated the Radical Feminist (hi, A.) and almost married him, too. But this one...this motherfucker right here is the absolute worst:

Hmm. If I can't have Actual Feminist or Feminist Who Doesn't Know He's A Feminist Until You Tell Him, I'd say that Non-Feminist Good Dude is the best of the bunch.

this was rather more interesting and relevant than i was expecting. very very interesting.

That may very well be the best title for a gay porno with a feminist bent set in a bake shop I've ever heard.

The Lemon Cake Male Objectification Experiment, a/k/a The Male Glaze.

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

I quit a cult and half my family when I was 16. I grew up in the cult. Think Jehovah's Witness, but a bit weirder. I went to this fundamentalist church's private school where I got straight As but was mostly disliked by the other students for being a goody-two shoes. I studied the Bible all the time, was not allowed…

In a vein similar to Kate's: When I was old enough to stop going to my family's yearly camping trip.

the belchers are the best parents on tv soz