After teaching five years of cadaver-based human anatomy labs at university, I can honestly say that it is equally horrifying-sad-hilarious how poorly people understand reproductive anatomy.

Can we also ban "amazeballs"?

I just graduated nursing school so I hope to find a job as a psychiatric nurse and actually get paid to talk to crazy people rather than keep doing it for free.

What am I doing with the rest of my life? Well, my much-longed-and-planned-for child was born two weeks ago via surrogate. This has been a long and heartbreaking road, but it ended here...I am typing with a baby sleeping on my shoulder. I am a mom, the Mr is a dad, and we are a family with a person-baby in addition to…

Well 2014 was great since I became the first in my family to be a college grad (Women's Studies, IN YOUR FACE MRAs!) and got TWO awesomely paid accounting jobs. For 2015, I shall conquer the GMAT and spend my hard-earned money on grad school. I hope everything goes as planned since I dropped my nursing school plans…

What ARE you guys doing for the rest of your lives? Because my goal for 2015 is to move to Hawai'i, because I am dunzo with the stress and insanity of DC life. I can work my current job from there, which would be great financially, but I am also seriously thinking about starting my own business on the island when I…

Pearl Scrunchie... That would be my Pearl Jam & Indigo Girls fusion cover band.

Disappointed that "pearl scrunchie" isn't a euphemism.

Bitterly disappointed at Gaga's "pearl scrunchie." It is clearly just a pearl necklace wrapped around her bun.

Team Cat Headquarters here;

Cat playing ping pong without a string...............and with a net.

Thought someone actually made some kind of puzzle/adventure game about actual Black Beard-y pirates trapped in an actual elevator. Kinda disappointed.

As a young-ish child in the early '90s, one Christmas it occurred to me that no one ever mentions the names of the Three Wise Men. So I asked my grandmother, who had no idea, but was determined to find out. Multiple trips to local churches and libraries later, she was still no closer to an answer...at which point it…

but this is not a question

WHERE HAVE I FUCKING BEEN???

I got tenure this week! At the very mediocre-to-terrible university at which I work. But still, my job is secure! Unless they go under financially, which is looking increasingly likely each day. But still!

I AM BLESSED WITH HAVING SO MANY INLAWS WHO HAVE HIGH EXPECTATIONS OF ME AND ARE VERY NUMEROUS AND FREE FLOWING WITH THEIR OPINIONS ON MY PARENTING ABILITY AND FREQUENT REQUESTS FOR MY FAMILY'S PRESENCE AT UNAFFORDABLE FAMILY EVENTS, PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHS, AND UNAFFORDABLE CHRISTMAS GIFTS.

You know how British lawyers have powdered wigs? I propose that tiaras fill that role for American attorneys.

To be fair, people who get the "irony" of "normcore" need to be punched in the face.