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This is hilarious. The match announcers, Ian Darke and Steve McManaman, gave the team a thorough beating in the last 10 minutes, too.

Give Girardi a break; Vince Vaughn has been doing it for more than a decade.

“Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read.” - Mitch Hedberg

That’s not going to be the final episode, but I guarantee, Jaime is going to kill Cersi.

This is like the good version of 500 Days of Kristin

“Are you really going to do this the whole year???”

How’s this for evil?

Has anybody had more influence on football as we know it than the tandem of Buddy Ryan and Bill Walsh? Buddy built the defense that made traditional “run-first, throw on third down” offense obsolete, Walsh revised the west coast offense in response and the modern game was born. Plus, Buddy hated kickers. Gotta love

We won’t have nearly enough helium production to ever feasibly meet needs if things remain the same. Is that better, Mr. Pedant?

That URL, though.

1&2) There’s a difference between “getting sized up” and being “discriminated against.” If you get sized up a certain way, you can prove yourself otherwise. I’ve seen a lot of pickup players that think they deserve a lot more respect than they actually do, and a lot of them also have a pity party at the end of the

This link has a lot of the good quotes from today's broadcast:

The last 10 minutes were just Darke and McMenamin taking a giant crap all over the English squad. It was wonderful.

It was awesome. Especially the expert commentator who just grew more and more furious as the match went on.

Couldn’t agree more. I’m a Kings fan so Ranadive has a special place in my heart as worst owner and Dan Snyder would win the Lifetime Achievement but we’re voting on 2015. It’s Kroenke

As a fan of his stupid football team, I never tire of hearing how awful that shitstain of a human being is. But that is a murderer’s row of awfulness. Vivek Ranadive literally has no idea what he’s doing. Jimmy Haslam is a thief who somehow manages to run a worse organization than Snyder. Stan Kroenke fucked over an

Hmm, this doesn’t really add up to a clear case of “reverse racism.” It’s totally possible that you walked into a more private game/group than you thought it was, or that your little display of self-pity confirmed their initial suspicions that you were a pain. At least you sound pleased that you’ve been able to feel

Lots of good candidates, but Kroenke is the only one that moved his team and left the city with 9 figures of debt remaining on a public stadium that is now useless. If it is a lifetime achievement award, Snyder probably wins with Jones a close second. But for 2015, nobody fucked over their fan base like Kroenke.

Pretty sure they mean “This is a terrible story” as in “this story is bad,” not “what happened in this story is bad.”