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Kat Burglar
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Yabbut with one fell swoop you can get a yeast infection and cut off all circulation to your crotch!

It is incredibly hard to make new friends as an adult, regardless of romance! You’ll meet folks at school, so that’s good.

Here’s the thing. I am pretty old now, and this is what I’ve learned: EVEN IF THE REAL ADULTS WERE HERE they wouldn’t know how to do anything either. Our world is changing at a terrifying rate, and the right way to do almost anything two or three years ago isn’t the right way now. The right way now is being invented

Seems like as good a place as any to recommend “The Illegal”, by Lawrence Hill - a superb pseudo-futuristic story about a boy who just wants to RUN.. (there’s a whole lot more to it than that, but I’m trying to avoid spoilers here..) Great book; quick read.

My Friendsgiving people are the type to good-naturedly fight each other for every check. Those who love to bake or cook would never feel shortchanged by others who happen to have fewer resources economically or culinarily—enjoying each others’ company evens everything out. I guess the secret is having friends who

I have been invited to cookouts where I was asked to bring whatever I wanted to throw on the grill for my entree (i.e., one steak or 1 chicken breast), and the hosts provided everything else. I am cool with that.

OMG please ask me! I’ll insist your kid stop looking so shitty cuz it’ll just take a second, tell everyone to say MONEYYYY!!!!! like a doofus, and frame the shot without all of that weird headspace people (like my dad *cough*) leave. I love taking strangers’ pictures, I just realized that.

Look, I have ridden the NYC subway as a commuter, and I am grateful that my office is now a short walk from Grand Central. One does use different strategies on commuter trains, at least with Metro North, which doesn’t have anything like the insane mixmaster the LIRR operates at Jamaica station. They don’t call those

Welsh rarebit is warm cheese sauce on toast ! how am I supposed to get that into my bag?

Watching Hoarders actually makes me less likely to clean; I figure “well it’s a little cluttery in here but damn, it ain’t as bad as that”.

This is SUCH a dorky suggestion but I would try and find your nearest college library (your spouse’s, perhaps?) and get help from a librarian. It’s what they’re there for, and they don’t have as much to do these days. If there is a law or polisci library, even better. Good luck from a politically obsessed history BA!

I get that what she did was upsetting and that you feel she deserves more punishment, but can I say I dislike this knee jerk thinking? Automatically thinking everything deserves time in prison, and the tough on crime mentality is how we ended up being the country with the highest per capita prison population in the

I’m expecting Gordon Pinsent to be in here somewhere...

That pet stuff—Nature’s Miracle—is the bomb-diggity, and not just for smells; it works better on period blood than any product actually made for that specifically.

I work out in yoga pants or leggings and I then wash them. They never stink. I’m confused as to why there is a whole “thing” about avoinding stinky clothes.

I write about public education for a living, and extensively about the district where we live. We spent a good portion of our son’s life thinking, “Thank God he’s assigned to (X) school, because even though we have to drive 15 minutes, it’s a great school.”
Then about a year ago I started doing some work with the

I wear dresses, leggings, and flats because they are easier to put on. A couple of months ago my coworker asked if I constantly wore dresses as a “religious thing” which I found odd because the dresses I wear aren’t very conservative. Her eyebrows reached a new level when I explained that I do it because it is

When you get old, you get to be super wise. You know, like Morgan Freeman.

For me it’s the legal benefits. I have no issue with it being seen as a business deal if you have assets or dependents.

I highly recommend the book "Reading Lolita in Tehran". It is an enlightening look at what it is like to be a woman in Iran, and it completely opened my eyes about a few things.