*politely barfs into a tissue*

He must have been devastated when Ivanka got pregnant.

I was referring to him cheating on his pregnant wife with an adult film Star while being on that family values council. Class A hypocrite. This came after the molestation revelations - he was a teen when he molested his sisters and his parents and local police covered it up.

Considering how the action did/would’ve happened after Trump married Melania—wotta guy! Could the missus being pregnant with Barron give him a “reason” to get some strange?

I think she was referring to him being on Ashley Madison and cheating on his wife. He also allegedly choked and hit the woman he met through AM. So, yeah, real great guy.

Barron was born in 2006, and he’s stated that once a woman gives birth he finds them unfuckable, and now I have to go gargle with salt or something because I feel like puking.

That’s prob why he picked “Stormy D”...

You know there were some golden showers involved. That’s what the $130K is for.

Their lack of empathy makes them who they are. Why would they ever read something as good as this blog? They might lose their delusion.

When the white christians heard this news, they gave trump a standing ovation, I’m sure.

This is the second pornstar/Playboy model affair or whatever that The National Enquirer has paid to cover up. Did you all forget about Katie McDougal?

Who would have thought anyone would miss George Jr., right? And yet here we are.

Who took that asshat out of the greys? Who?!

Not only that, they wouldn’t care if he peed on a hundred porn stars. They would just continue to make excuses for him.

Somebody needs to call that Impeach Trump Billionaire Tom Steyer. He would definitely handle Miss Stormy’s legal fees for breaching that NDA.

“After the agreement, Ms. Clifford’s camp complained the payment wasn’t being made quickly enough and threatened to cancel the deal, some of the people familiar with the matter said.”

Here’s the point where I transitioned from “this sounds probably true” to “yep, this is definitely true.” 

I find these stories hilarious for many reasons, but probably the biggest reason is that Trump *GENUINELY* thinks he can demand loyalty though that loyalty isn’t reciprocal*. It’s astounding that he thinks people will screw themselves over to be loyal to him just cause he is so great. These stories are gonna keep…

Trump being a racist, sexist fuckbag is all him. Women didn’t make him this. While judgement is called into question for having sex with him. Trump is the way he is because he is an trollish, illiterate, slovenly narcissist.

Something tells me none of those women—not-a-fucking-one—has ever read anything on The Root. Not even by accident.