Your comment is dumb.

Of course he is, because nothing matters. Candidates who actually know things are elitist and worse.. they’re BORING! You have to entertain people to make them pay attention.

Do you want to?

It’s cute that you’re too dumb to know that “white trash” actually functions as a slur against black folks. I’d say look it up, but I know actually learning things is beyond you dumbshits.

Mostly because Republicans don’t care about and/or have zero capability for actual governance (especially since they sold out to the Tea Party racist morons) so their entire platform is “piss off libtards haw haw” plus “tax breaks for the wealthy.”

It was 2017, my thoughts were short my hair was long
Caught somewhere between an entertainer and a Senator
She was seventeen and she was far from in-between
It was summertime in Washington, DC

Holy shit, this guy’s going to win, isn’t he?

Right? Losing a girlfriend to David Spade in Joe Dirt is clearly a greater failure.

Why would being a senator require him to do those things?

I’d put is break-up with Pam Anderson on the bottom of the list of reasons why you shouldn’t vote for this clown.

It upsets anyone left-of-center, so they see it as rocking the boat. They’d vote for a pile of magic beans if they thought it would trigger libs.

Kid Rock broke up with Pam Anderson because he thought “Borat” was real, anyone who votes for this clown is getting exactly what they deserve.

As we’ve seen pretty clearly now, you really don’t need all your mental faculties to rubber stamp any shitty agenda your party attempts to push through Congress.

This is what I don’t understand. He’s achieved the wildest dreams of every mediocre dirtbag in America and now wants to give it up to be...a politician? Does he know it will require getting up before noon? Every single day? And that he’ll be signing bills not titties?

What the fuck is wrong with Republicans. Why do they want to vote for celebrities with the least amount of intelligence? Are they sad cause they only have a few celebrities on thier side?

He’s going to run, and he’s going to win because nothing matters anymore.

The funniest thing would be if this white trash asshole would win and actually have to be a senator. Like he would have to go to committee hearings and fundraising dinners instead of performing and doing blow off strippers asses.

I am not fond of this shit.

Times like this you can tell Kid Rock really misses the calming influence of Joe C.

#1 I have still not officially announced my candidacy.