I know, it totally sucked that Kobe Bryant, despite never being proven guilty, had to serve a lengthy prison sentence, had his lucrative basketball and sponsorship contracts revoked, and was prevented from living his dream of winning an Oscar.  I thought this was America.

I am not in show business, nor am I a public figure, but if I tweeted some racist shit and my employer found out about it, I would be fired. People get fired for social media activities all the time. A friend of mine got fired from her job as a nurse because she wrote a mean tweet complaining about her patients(in…

Considering how enraged you seem to be about this “disgraceful” behavior, you’d think you would know that wasn’t Kenney, but one of her costars from Shameless, that got the DUI. 

It takes a hell of a lot of cognitive dissonance to claim that “no one should have to choose.. between properly speaking out and personal success” while trying to blackball Nike into dropping Colin Kaepernick. 

Basically, people are idiots. I know a few years ago people were angry about the Starbucks pumpkin spice latte because “it doesn’t contain any pumpkin!!!! It’s going to give us all cancer with its fake ingredients!!!!”. So, Starbucks added pumpkin to it to shut them up....even if the flavor is pumpkin spice, not…

I see the SEARINGLY hot takes about how neither Nick NOR John are actually funny have started without me. How do you people find the time to write such things in between attempts to tell yet another borderline-racist joke in the break room over slices of a sheet cake someone brought in?

I could see pumpkin pasta sauce being pretty good on Gnocci and a little ricotta?

And considering every recap reiterates the reviewer’s umbrage at the lack of fidelity to Shirley Jackson’s original work, they’d certainly be regretting any such promotion by now.

If you were just trying to make her seem even hotter, mission accomplished.

She’s like an Anna Kendrick who leaned away from being a celebrity instead of leaning into it.

give them some props, though: the guy they cast looked exactly like the guy in the comic.

The DCEU’s movies are bad. The exception is the movie that is largely a copy of an MCU movie. James Gunn is great. I suspect WB will ruin this somehow. I am rooting for James Gunn, but it’s hard to be excited about this. 

“Crowd control.”

“We don’t need two stretchy guys.” - Green Lantern

This. Or Elongated Man. Or Captain Carrot.

Did AV Club not hire you or something?  This probably won’t help.  

I think the key to making a good Bond film might be getting the villain right. Some of them are so goofy. If I was them I would go for some sort of well-intentioned extremist with a bit of complexity to them. Also they need to try and avoid “why don’t you just shoot him?” syndrome.

Naah. That would be undermining the character.

Frankly I’ve never understood why they haven’t tried to write a new character and create some new stories with a different take.

i have a funny natalie dormer reference, but i don’t want to date myself.