Yeah, but they named their team after sticking a rod up your peehole to get off so it’s rough to talk about them

There’s nothing especially wrong with Speedy, it was Slowpoke that was the problem.

Nah, Saul’s office is over on Eubank and Montgomery. There’s the Dirty Bourbon there now. The big arrow is at Indian School and Carlisle- it’s a Whole Foods now.

I can’t actually place where the CC Mobile would be.

The counterpoint to “honestly if a shitty Suicide Squad movie can hit, this should” is Justice League making less money than Doctor Strange.  

I absolutely hate this. It’s entirely Alan Moore being an angry old man who feels entitled to shit on other people’s popular work while being *so offended* when people shit on his. His adaptations of other work in League had a loving faithfulness to them as he wove them into his universe. He just hates Harry Potter…

I think Ragnarok went a long way to making the MCU Hulk, not just Banner, interesting, though. As the franchise has progressed, Banner and Hulk have merged more and more. Banner seems more unhinged, but Hulk seems more intelligent. His angry, childlike petulance actually came to life in Waititi’s hands as a great foil…

Extremely hot take: Young Sheldon ended up being better than its premise. The show finds Sheldon too precious by half, but as a whole it owes a lot to the Wonder Years and comes off pleasantly unoffensive.

He was already on the Roseanne reboot. He’s the estranged father of Darlene’s kids.

If Spectre was a Roger Moore movie, it would’ve been an incredible breath of fresh air and return to form for the franchise. As a Daniel Craig movie, it’s subpar and annoyingly dumb. The Blofeld reveal was dumb. Blofeld being the “architect of all your pain” retroactively make the other Craig movies worse. He lets…

I think Dennings has some enormous talents but Aubrey Plaza has kind of taken all the good roles she would’ve otherwise been great for. Slumming it for that sweet, shitty CBS sitcom money didn’t help.

Loki and Kat Dennings are definitely the three high points of the movie.

More importantly, Starcrash starred Caroline Munro’s cleavage

“Clearly, based on August’s statement that producers wanted Sarah Michelle Gellar in a Matrix-inspired super villain movie, Warner Brothers didn’t really know what to do with their Batman properties at this time.”

Boy, sure glad that’s changed. 

Releasing Solo in May might’ve been the biggest problem, TBH. Push it back to December to avoid both Infinity War and coming too soon after TLJ, let it cook just a little more and build hype over the year, I think you have a way more successful movie.

My dude, if Reddit mattered, Warcraft would’ve been the biggest movie of 2016.

Pretty sure it failed because it was a bad idea with a lot of very public production issues that didn’t even get a trailer until 3 months before release but maybe it’s the other thing, sure.

Season 1 of The Good Place is a master class in this. It should be shown to TV writers as a textbook case of doing this sort of thing correctly.

It’s also insanely ahistorical to the point that why bother? The only language that they can plausibly put this movie in is PIE, which isn’t even a language so much as a collection of sounds that we have reconstructed to be the roots of a bunch of other words.

There are 5 sequels to The Thin Man, while Dashiell Hammett didn’t write a single sequel to his book.

There are 9 Pink Panther/Inspector Clouseau movies before we even get to the Steve Martin remake.

Universal managed to make 6 friggin’ sequels to Frankenstein, 3 of which are sequels to The Wolf Man, and two of those…

Lord knows Spock’s never had any other previously completely unmentioned siblings show up out of the blue.