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Oh heck yeah let’s get Kate Kane gay as hell let’s gay the shit out of her.

Frank Miller. But your mistake is excusable on account of them both sucking and being named Milla/er

I’m creating a petition for Batista to leave GotG and just make a movie where it’s just him punching a sea of Nazis. Also, it’s not just a movie, it’s a documentary.

When I saw Avengers I had already forgotten that Clint was a previously established character.

I’ve yet to see a lot of evidence that Vikander should play anything but a scary robot.

Seriously, Grant Gustin is effortlessly charming and enjoyable to watch, and, like, if they decided to go in a different direction for Barry (y’know, someone more like actual Barry Allen instead of Peter Parker) that’d be fine, but no. They decided to double-down on the CW version but without the great, charming

Hell, even then. If you can get Leonard Nimoy in your dumb reboot movie in 2009, you put Leonard Nimoy in your dumb reboot movie.

I don’t blame them. Where the MCU is a well oiled, money-making machine, the X-Men verse is a mishmash of half-baked plots haphazardly glued together, often by a pedophile.

Those are pretty common cliche, boring themes yes. Somehow the MCU has gone 20 movies without doing them so presumably the DCEU might be able to manage at least one.

This last season was especially rough because Kreisberg got #MeTooed so everything he wrote got scrapped and they were basically flying by the seat of their pants.

I’m fine with it. Why does Supergirl need to be scary?

Rachel Bloom is great casting so she can also play Power Girl

Uh, I’m looking at it on my screen and it looks plenty flat to me. If it was round it would bulge out. Checkmate, roundies.

Elaborative point on counterpoint 3: Acronyms are always pronounceable like real words, like PIN, RADAR, or FUBAR. Anything that is not pronounceable and must be spelled out, like FBI or NSA, is actually an initialism.

Like, those Nazi fucks would totally argue that “rape jokes don’t make you a rapist” (note: Cernovich is definitely a rapist, tho) and I would agree with that too. Rape jokes and pedophilia jokes are both gross and pretty much shouldn’t be made unless you got a real good angle at it, but still, one does not imply the

Oh no. Don’t go, Bendis. Please. Stop.

VI is the best movie, then II, then IV, then, begrudgingly, First Contact. The rest of the TNG movies aren’t even in the top half and, frankly, Nemesis is the worst of all time and I hated Into Darkness quite a lot!

Just wait until you find out what horrors await you in UnnatureBox

Oh I dig this post hoc explanation. The writers definitely never thought of that but I’m glad it works.

There was no vision of heaven at any point in Lost.