I don’t actually think Xena is a better show than Buffy, to be clear, just that Sam Raimi didn’t fuck up the feminist part as much.

I mean, Sam Raimi did a better job making a feminist show in the exact same era and didn’t literally demand blowjobs for it so IDK.

Really?

No one is here to appreciate the headline?

Just call it Missouri City, Kansas

This is...the dumbest take I’ve seen in a while. “You’re okay with supporting artistic endeavors to tell stories of oppression, but you’re not okay with tonedeaf capitalist exploitation of those stories? Clearly you’re a hypocrite!”

Back...and to the left.

There’s also ResistanceHole, which is a parody of weak-ass “Surely My Sparkly Protest Sign With a Pun Will Stop Donald Trump” liberalism

Violent J is a good dad for doing this.

Bless you, Violent J.

It also doesn’t sound anything like Captain Marvel except for the flying part so man, if she did that, they really missed the mark.

Agreed on the X-Men thing. I mean, yes, discrimination is bad. But also, Magneto came mere minutes away from killing every non-mutant on Earth in X2. There’s a difference between being worried about people because they’re *different* and being worried about people because *they can kill you from literally the entire…

I think, had people known ahead of time that it would also reintroduce one of the most well-liked part of the prequels to the cinematic canon instead of it being a late-movie twist, it would’ve done better.

If it ends up with the average MCU multiplier, it’ll land around Doctor Strange. It’s small next to the bewilderingly huge gross of Black Panther and Infinity War, it’s average for the MCU- and had a much lower budget to match.

It pretty much nailed the exact center of Disney’s projections. Ant-Man may or may not get a…

how does a trans actor get established if they are never given work

I don’t want Green Goblin hardly at all!

I mean, Best shouldn’t get mistreated, but also Binks is still a weird-ass fuckin’ minstrel stereotype played for laughs. Defend Best for just being a dude who did what George Lucas asked but don’t defend Jar Jar, come on.

Also, Osborn is played by Tom Cruise.

DOOM or Galactus are the only one I think that can really rank as a Universe-Wide Big Bad. I don’t think I want them to try to do that. My ideal Phase 4 is Dark Reign. Tony and Cap die in IW2 and the world turns to a charismatic science industrialist to step up and take over as defender of Earth in the wake of…

Yeah, Trek has been dying for a show that’s just TNG episodes + dick jokes.

“Objectively, The Last Jedi is a bad film.”

I feel like Scorpio would support his workers unionizing