Wow. Never in the history of movies has one looked like such a disgusting, self-aggrandizing love letter to its own megacorp.

I’m still gonna fucking watch it because I am Disney’s bitch.

It’s true and I blame Disney brass hard for this for not pushing it back to December like the rest of the Disney films.

I’m not sure I’m behind you for every specific thing you said, but I support the passion with which you said it.

I actually came out of Solo pleasantly surprised and honestly a little bit excited for the prospect of it being the first in a nice little side story trilogy. Legit kind of upset that those hopes might be dashed and rendared.

Big Country!

HAN M’BOOGIE

So it would basically be a return to form of the Clarkson days

Jim Henson always wanted those Muppets to fuck Khaleesi.

The fact that Amy Sherman-Palladino has yet to make this show is bewildering.

I guess Mrs. Maisel might be the best we get.

Well, she would’ve been Emily Dickin’ Someone

Please cancel my account now.

No. Stop. Please.

Heh.

Off-hand remarks.

I think in your four planets, 2 and 3 are the only ones that are the same planet.

I definitely came out of this movie wanting a loosely connected trilogy of Solo/Fett(or Lando)/Kenobi dealing with the Crimson Dawn

Lyle Lovett/Julia Roberts will always be the standard bearer, I think.

Where?

Yeah, I liked her when I she was on CBB. She was funny but also a little awkward with feeling like she was kind of a big time sell out on a “cool kids alt comedy” show.

The joke is the proliferation of increasing silly Dick Wolf Chicago TV shows, the fact that Second City produced so damn many SNL stars, and the impenetrability of improv terminology? None of which is the point of Don’t Think Twice? Like literally the only similarity in concept is the word “improv.”

But I do.

Distressingly often for it being music made while I was alive.

I’m waiting for the sequel, Kevin is a Place on Earth