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Yes, but bad writing should be retconned.

I like the fanwank that suggests that she was being Kilgraved by Anakin the entire time. He was (probably subconsciously and accidentally) using the Force to seduce and manipulate her, which is also why the Jedi Council forbids romantic relationships because there’s no good way to tell if a Jedi Knight is simply

Leia is Princess of Alderaan, not Naboo. Bail Organa’s wife is Queen Breha Organa of Alderaan. It’s all just a big wacky coincidence that Leia is a princess either way.

I’d love it if Marvel adapts it in comic form, like Dark Horse did for The Star Wars

A black comedy like Death at a Funeral or a black comedy like the American version of Death at a Funeral?

Honestly, one of the very few missteps of Not Another Teen Movie, IMO. I mean, it’s kinda funny, but it’s hard to make fun of a movie that didn’t really take itself that seriously either.

On the other hand I say “Oh, it’s already been broughten.” way too much so maybe I’m wrong.

Also REAL FUCKIN’ TIRED OF SLOW MOODY COVERS OF SONGS IN TRAILERS

I uh...

I think the Angelina Jolie movies might actually be better than this.

How does a nine-year old fly a Naboo starfighter?

How does a nine-year old fly a Naboo starfighter?

How does Luke know how to fly an X-Wing?

How does Luke know how to fly an X-Wing?

There were Snowtroopers on Crait. The visual dictionary goes into this, they deployed the Snowtroopers because their visors are specially equipped to reduce snowblindness, which Crait’s geology mimics. However, the heating elements of the suits were disabled because they were not necessary.

There were Snowtroopers on Crait. The visual dictionary goes into this, they deployed the Snowtroopers because their

Because they’re Snowtroopers. The visual dictionary goes into this, they deployed the Snowtroopers because their visors are specially equipped to reduce snowblindness, which Crait’s geology mimics. However, the heating elements of the suits were disabled because they were not necessary.

Because they’re Snowtroopers. The visual dictionary goes into this, they deployed the Snowtroopers because their

Black Lightning & Green Arrow as a political inversion of the old Green Lantern/Green Arrow comics would be amazing.

I’m fine with 3PO and R2 just as tradition. The rest wasn’t worthwhile.

Say what you will about Hitler, but he and Eva’s relationship was solid.

See, I said ‘use our brains’. Try that sometime!

And some of us find it interesting to use our brains to recontextualize entertainment through a modern lens.

What CBS shows are you watching? Every CBS sitcom I’ve ever seen, the characters are just unrelentingly awful pieces of shit to each other.

EDIT: Except Life in Pieces. That’s fun.

The joke here is a play on the fact that Dixie sounds like “Dicks-y” but Dolly Parton is known for her very large breasts.

This is just part of the rebranding to “Dolly Parton’s Titsy Stampede”