Oh yeah, fuck turkeys and geese a whole lot too. I ain’t never met a turkey or goose I liked better walkin’ around rather than being ate.

I wouldn’t even be the one eating them either, I’ve been pretty vegetarian for a while, but fuck birds yo.

Okay, but actually fuck chickens. You know the Simpsons joke about “a cow would eat you and your whole family.” (Of course you do, this is the AVC.) It is totally true about chickens. Chickens are mean little shits. Chickens are garbage animals. It is my firm belief that no ethical vegetarianism can survive an…

Definitely the former. I want kids. I want them solving vaguely military related crimes. I want one of them to be placed in a room with a bomb at least once an episode. I have never watched NCIS I’m just guessing at what happens on this show.

I would be fascinated by the possibility that our understand of Sheldon’s past was derived from him being a very unreliable narrator about his own experiences and that the show actually demonstrated into his family actually being pretty normal and decent but unable to account for his own atypical neurology. I would be…

Okay, you joke, but I would be 100% into watching NCIS Babies.

Are you sure? I thought Sophie’s Choice was vanilla or chocolate frozen yogurt. Picking a child doesn’t seem difficult enough to make a movie about.

DEATH STAR PLANS

It has a really good hook (having 4 separate, loosely connected vignettes, rather than juggling A-B-C plots simultaneously), the cast and characters are charming and just off-kilter enough to be fun but not obnoxious, it’s not aggressively racist, sexist, or idiotic, and it gives me a chance to look at Zoe…

My wife has started watched Life in Pieces and it’s shockingly watchable!

Sulu and Uhura didn’t even get first names for decades.

Yeah, we basically are near the Discovery-type holograms in technology right now. The hard-light stuff of TNG and beyond is a whole different beast.

I agree. They can coexist peacefully right now, there’s no need to compare them.

The Europa looked a lot like a Soyuz or Miranda class ship.

How is the fact that she can do the nerve pinch bull? Humans can do it and canonically have done it, there’s nothing particularly magical about Vulcans doing it.

I am...a huge fucking Trek nerd. So it’s really hard for me to be objective about this.

On the one hand, that made no friggin sense in canon. This should’ve been set in the 26th century or something, change ‘Sarek’ to ‘Tuvok’ and it makes perfect sense.

And it’s not really Star Trek as I know it, as I want it to be.

But…

Was Sausage Party made despite being ‘blasted as racist’? Did it make five times its budget back despite being ‘blasted as racist’? Do you think these facts might line up to a conclusion that does not support your worldview or are you gonna turtle into a shell of “LAH LAH LAH THIS ISN’T TRUE”

Warner Bros. released the South Park movie. In 1999, way before your claim of them requiring years of cache.

Movie 43 is a movie that was genuinely made and released to the public in theaters. But Blazing Saddles somehow would never fly.

So you’re saying they are allowed to do even more today than 20 years ago.

And who cares about backlash? There’s a difference between getting a negative response from some people (literally everything will get a negative response from some people and that has always been true) and not being allowed to do something.

Right? I’m not a fan of South Park but Parker and Stone have had an insanely successful, award winning 20 year career on going further than Brooks ever did.