On the one hand, fuck you Disney. On the other hand, I’m 100% going to end up paying for this because I have tiny children and they will not suffer Moana to leave their TV.

I guess. I liked the Sgt. Candy explanation from Terminator 3, though. That was fun.

Episode title has to be inspired by Scott Aukerman right? That’s obvious?

No, that wasn’t real, regrettably. It was movie magic.

His best work in the last 20 years has been directing some TV shows in a manner that did not betray that he was the one who directed them. He did a handful of decent episodes that were utterly unnotable for their direction.

I mean, maybe great art comes from sadness and misery, but how would Kevin Smith know?

What are we seeing about the new Ducktales? It doesn’t look done in Flash. It’s done in a cartoony, kids’ comic-booky style, but it actually looks pretty good.

Did we need a younger, sexier Ms. Frizzle? How much did they rasta-fy her?

That NPR link sure ain’t NPR.

Men pick dinner like this “DOOP DOOP DOOP” but women pick dinner like this “MUUUUUUUUUUUUUH”

Anyway, you had me at Shannon Woodward.

We’re gonna need a good, long look from a different angle to determine if he’d be a good Grayson.

Also, yeah, that tracks. Same thing happens in Infinite Crisis, but it’s Batman and Supes who fight and Wondy snaps Lord’s neck.

TELL THAT TO LORD’S SNAPPED NECK

But over here we can talk about it without a shitty commen-oh.

So it sounds like it was kinda based on Infinite Crisis? Weird thing to do.

The Ultimates was so good when I was 16 and thought Captain America was lame and all superheroes needed to be complete and utter unrepentant assholes.

I hope the turn that sentence took accurately indicates that The Ultimates is actually bad and Millar is bad.

Well this keeps alternating between painless and infuriating. I’m sure it’ll eventually quiet down to a gentle “useless and forgotten”

Subconsciously relating two highly hyped and anticipated but ultimately pointless and unfulfilling things?

It's the unrated version, raunchier than ever!

Lt. Col. Dik Achu's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan… it spun in. There were no survivors.