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It's super weird. The cast is 9 Earwolf/Feral podcast regulars that I love and then Carla Gallo. I like Carla Gallo but how'd that happen?

It's so basic that they had to explicitly number each line to use goto expressions.

A million assholes just fired up Twitter, then realized they don't care about AHS anyway.

Maybe. The Latino AZ population still only makes up 30% of the population, which, as a New Mexican, is bewildering as fuck because we're 55% Latino. Arizona Latinos basically have to contend with the fact that Arizona's history of migration from the rest of the country was the appeal of "The climate of the Southwest,…

In the future, I think AZ could be bluer but it'll be a while. There were cracks in McCain's armor last year, but obviously not nearly enough to swing his seat. Arizona is politically weird, because it's there between SoCal, reliably blue, and New Mexico, which is a blue-tinged swing, but also south of Utah, all hella…

Can I pause and unpause the movie very quickly to skip the shitty part?

I actually really like the Everly Brothers cover album she made with Billie Joe Armstrong and I feel so weird even typing those words in that order.

It should be made, and it should be made as a live action movie, because I am dying to see who gets cast as Mega Man.

Quincy Jones is producing Off the Wall: A Breakout Movie?

For God's sake, Herpes, sit down!

I hope it's entirely based on the original NES cart box art.

I thought bird was.

Yeah, the relative lack of quality of Grease 2 hinges on asserting that Grease was notably better. The Pink Ladies are the only redeeming part of Grease 1, Rizzo and Frenchy 4ever.

Classic Jacob's Ladder scenario, yeah.

And then later during XXX: The Return of Xander Cage admitting that she finds Vin Diesel just as sexy which made me mentally merge the two together and yeah, you end up with something pretty similar to Paul Scheer.

Marvel, call me, I have ideas about where these movies should be going. Trust me, we're keeping Marisa Tomei here.

Oh and we're gonna get Tom Hardy in there as Venom obviously. Or maybe just Eddie Brock without the suit. Or any suit at all. Tom Hardy is naked every time he's on screen.

And then Milana Vayntrub's Squirrel Girl is also in it and maybe she an Mary Jane make out a little. Just a little. Maybe more.

The Asgard parts felt pretty darn Branaughian. Maybe less so on Midgard.