I fucking hate myself for getting this.

I still remember getting to the end of Prisoner of Azkaban and feeling like an enormous idiot for not realizing Remus's secret 300 pages earlier.

I had a fabulous lunch date with my wife, then went to a birthday party and didn't even have to bring the toddler so I got to play Harry Potter Hogwarts Battle which is a very surprisingly great deck-building game. And then this morning I found my truck had been broken into and someone destroyed the ignition lock in a…

Huh. That's a stretch. I'd've just assumed the treasure is in Anthony Weiner's old office.

I just dismissively refer to him as "The Ginger" and change the station/channel/whatever is subjecting me to him.

You joke, but you had me at "Jace Beleren"

Sure. But in achieving that success, they achieved it while treated as men. So while it's true that Reloaded has the highest gross by women, crashing the party to state that feels like it's eliding some truths about the success of Wonder Woman and Patty Jenkins that they didn't have to deal with at the time.

My coworker sings to herself while wearing headphones every so often and this is a perfect description of what happens

But also, like, if the Wachowskis had presented themselves as women 20 years ago, would The Matrix even exist? This feels like a weird thing to butt in with "WELL ACTUALLY"

That was directed by two women THE TITLE IS STILL TRUE

OF COCK

"Jeff Buhler, the Jacob’s Ladder remake scribe, has written this new adaptation, which will center on “eight maverick scientists and a powerful telepath who embark on an expedition to the edge of our solar system in the hopes of contacting alien life.”"

I think you're thinking of Vajazzler.

…oh my god, this is actually such a good idea I love this.

Ugh. I hate comics events, but something about the concept for Dark Nights is really doing it for me. Yes, I'd totally love to see if Batman can beat Batman. That's really dumb and I'm in. I'm just in.

Not Letterman

He's Slavic which, to a proper racist, means 'white only if next to a black person'

I got an Ariel Rebel notification for this?

Needs cream cheese.

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