Of course not, but would you like some information on Kingdom Hearts 2.92 X: A Million Tiny Shards: Death By Dreams 33D?

Yeah, I can understand how Spidey CAN do that kind of thing but he just doesn't. He just jumps right into it with the overconfidence of a young white dude who just happens to have the powers to back it up.

I can't wait until someone gives him a TV show. He could be the next Seinfeld!

Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters will always be the best and no one remembers it. (And, perhaps not coincidentally, it also has the exact same engine as Metroid 2.)

One of the creators made a comment to this effect many many years ago so it's sort of become ascended canon to LGBTQ Metroid lovers, of which there's totally at least like 50 of.

Shadow Complex came out in 2009 so I disagree!

At this point, there's plenty of black sheep, including Hunters, Other M, and Federation Force. Nintendo really had no clue what to do with this IP for a while, completely failing to understand that the draw of these games were the games themselves, not put Samus Aran in some other dumb situation in a different kind…

To some people, this is totally canon and I'm fine with that. That's cool.

It was my first Metroid so it will always have a special place in my heart. I think it nails the atmosphere of what I want from a Metroid game more than any of them, actually. The pure isolation, hunting increasingly alien monsters, each encounter being a stressful fight. It took me years to actually beat the game,…

I think Retro is not the team for this, but they do still exist. They've been doing the excellent Donkey Kong games for a while.

Oh hey, what's that smell?

Every time I go over there thinking "Hey this will be nice to hang out with people" I'm confronted with the fact that I pretty much only want to make stupid comments on articles and Disqus is especially bad at just basic message board communities.

I'm find with Diana being unchallenged the entire film. She's Wonder Woman. She's a (demi-)god. These movies don't need to pretend their characters are the same flawed, weak humans as Marvel characters. It's part of what draws people to DC characters- that iconic strength. Reframing Diana's story not as one where she…

Which is another example of a major thing the DCEU has a problem with: the fact that the DCAU already did a ton of these ideas better. Two godlike beings smashing the hell out of each other? Superman's World of Cardboard Speech before going to town on Darkseid in Justice League. https://www.youtube.com/wat… Way, way…

Weapon Master mode is still the best single player mode any fighting game has ever had, 20 years later. Though I will give a nod to Soul Calibur 3's interesting, but ultimately too long and unsatisfying RTS-type single player mode. That was a fun idea.

The Oprah farting part was a delight because I love it when something knocks those two out of the weird versions of themselves they play on UTU2TM.

Wait she's a whore?!

Hot tub foot?

Congrats! The world you wish, where not every critique is fixated on social justice already exists. It's called "Earth". Go forth and enjoy it.

Rabbids are basically just Minions that your mom hasn't discovered yet.