Honestly, I haven't been watching the TV show at all out of dumb nerd spite. From what I gather, the White Walkers still haven't even invaded for real real yet? Dany still isn't in Westeros? At best we've at least gotten to the point that Jon Snow's true role is revealed and the Lannisters are well fucked? Yeah, I…

Oh no. GRRM's contagious. Run away all ye creative types. Run lest ye be struck by the ennui of "I have to end this fucking thing ugggggghhhh I don't caaaaaaaaare"

Well, remember that seasons in Westeros have no actual logical basis in anything at all. It's all magic or something. So it could be a particularly short, brutal winter.

Has this dude genuinely accomplished anything besides public mockery? I mean, at least he's in the news, I guess. Probably the extent of his goal.

Little ditty 'bout Beren and Luthien
Two Middle-Earth kids growing up in Lothlorien

Winter for Poland and France!

I think you're forgetting about a little movie called The Golden Child. As always, Eddie Murphy is decades ahead of you.

Warum heist Canada, 'Canada'? Weil es gibt keine da!

The entire point of sandwiches is so I don't have to touch the insides! Also I don't like to be reminded that my sammy once had a crust, I want all evidence of that crust gone long before it comes near me.

But imagine how fewer sandwiches we'd have.

I'd like to radio control her torpedoes!

No, in this instance it's Hedy.

That's a really weird tour, right? It's not just me?

By raw Rotten Tomatoes score, it's higher than The Avengers and Logan right now, but not by average rating. But it's a fool's game to give a shit.

MANIMAL became self-parody a while ago.

Yeah, well, if I'm Berlanti I'm ROLLING IN FUCKIN' CASH AND FUCKIN' IN ROLLIN' CASH because goddamn dude, go take a nap and let some one else make TV shows.

He definitely can't beat Felicity for that role.

I mean, Superman possessed an entire city of Kryptonians in a bottle. Kryptonians are surprisingly easy to come by for an extinct people!

She's the best part of even the good stuff she's in.

He's just a good looking guy in his 40s!