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This is the franchise where John de Lancie is a literal god who wants to fuck Kate Mulgrew, right?

I liked Enterprise's aesthetic. They went hard on aiming for a submarine feel and it worked.

My feeling on that is…why? How do you reasonably move the technology and concepts two centuries into the future? How do you establish "That was the future, but this is MORE the future" especially without intersecting with some of the dumb stuff in Enterprise and Voyager regarding time travel, which is the established

I could sit here and complain about changing the Klingons yet again all day but I really want to know what's the deal with Michael Burnham and her connection to Sarek and I actually want to watch this more than I was expecting going into this trailer.

Theories abound on whether they just changed the Klingons or if, in fact, they are ancient Klingons (possibly the Hur'q?) on account of the early theory that seems to be semi-confirmed that the artifact is an ancient Klingon sarcophagus ship.

I CAN'T PLAY THIS FILE.

I'VE GOTTEN THE QT THING TOO. Only from drunk people though. it's weird.

And Voyager's First Officer was, in fact, a Lt. Commander and not even a real one! It was a provisional battlefield rank!

To my knowledge, Sybok has never once been mentioned anywhere else. At all. Neither Sarek not Spock talk about him in TNG. The reboot movies haven't mentioned him, even just to say that he died in the destruction of Vulcan. He just doesn't exist.

No.

Well, it's not like they're going to send away missions to non-M-class planets. That would suck.

Yeah, I'm gonna say the first thing I thought when I saw it was "Oh, cool. Vulcan." But I'm a Trek nerd.

So…you disagree with the guy who escalated the small disagreement into a persistent harassment campaign then escalated that into a small claims suit?

Straight hardcore gay porn?

Wait…

I look forward to seeing Bishop Winston

My feelings exactly. I had a roommate who was 100% the same person as Nick Miller and it makes watching the show a ridiculous treat.

I enjoyed the last three seasons of Lost more than the first three.

You don't fuck with Firestorm.