Wah wah wah. I followed the teachings of a failed science-fiction writer, and this is the thanks that I got.

Keep it up, clam! That's just the sort of attitude Xenu appreciates.

For a clam, Gotti was alright. But casting Travolta in the part???? Hmmph.

Really? Will you clams never learn? Never?

Ugh. Leave Xenu out of Tom Cruise's bottom. There are some things in the galaxy even Xenu doesn't touch.

You will soon experience the joy of Angry Paindroids.

Hrrmph? What? You idiots pulled Xenu out of a month long space-orgy for THIS???? If there weren't a galaxy-wide minion shortage right now, Xenu knows a few who would be sandworm food right about now.

Another TV series? YHVH, that kid of his, and their friend Casper are INSUFFERABLE every time you morons on Teegeeack put out yet another mainstream movie or show about them. And that's not even counting the endless programming on your so-called "religious" media outlets.

This clam has great understanding.

Xenu never went away, rat-brain.

Xenu has been done with Tom Cruise for 75 million years.

Maybe you should leave the space-stuff to someone who actually KNOWS something about space.

Oh yes, Xenu was terrified. Absolutely terrified. Terrified, Xenu was. Shaking in his space-boots. From terror.

Xenu had better get at least an EP credit on that one.

Not only are you man-animals filthy, but you really DO enjoy it when people call you stupid, sheep-like idiots, don't you? You'll pay lots of money for the privilege of being insulted, as the fortune of these two clowns demonstrates!

You filthy man-animals really are showing your ignorance about killbots here…

Ugh. Apparently the Hubbardites don't teach their celebrity adherents about "overexposure". Or restraint in using Auto-Tune.

Trying to out-gay Top Gun would be RISKY BUSINESS indeed!

Oooo… so, filthy man-animal, you think the overlord of the Galactic Confederation doesn't have anything better to do around the holiday season than come by your precious little website? Well, in case you were wondering, Xenu had barely gotten the Wookiee fur out of his space-codpiece after that awful trip to Kashyyyk…

Oooo… so, filthy man-animal, you think the overlord of the Galactic Confederation doesn't have anything better to do around the holiday season than come by your precious little website? Well, in case you were wondering, Xenu had barely gotten the Wookiee fur out of his space-codpiece after that awful trip to Kashyyyk…