Go ahead. Spit it out, clam. We're waiting.
Xenu
therealtruexenu
Go ahead. Spit it out, clam. We're waiting.
@avclub-bf5d232e6c54a84b97769a91adb1642f:disqus Gimmick? Bah! You'll find out just how "gimmicky" Xenu is when you answer your door and find a crew of paindroids standing on your front porch. That's all the "selling" you're going to get!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
@avclub-bf5d232e6c54a84b97769a91adb1642f:disqus Gimmick? Bah! You'll find out just how "gimmicky" Xenu is when you answer your door and find a crew of paindroids standing on your front porch. That's all the "selling" you're going to get!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Xenu will be meeting some quotas this Staturday, if you know what Xenu means!
Xenu will be meeting some quotas this Staturday, if you know what Xenu means!
Xenu somehow agreed to appear at a Life Day celebration on Kashyyyk this year; apparently it's "good public relations" to do something like that after slaughtering the inhabitants of Puppy Planet III. And for some reason, Jefferson Starship will be on the bill as well.
Xenu somehow agreed to appear at a Life Day celebration on Kashyyyk this year; apparently it's "good public relations" to do something like that after slaughtering the inhabitants of Puppy Planet III. And for some reason, Jefferson Starship will be on the bill as well.
While Xenu did not command it, Xenu is appropriately amused by Travolta's church-addled shenanigans. It's pretty much what you clams deserve as a "gift" this year!
While Xenu did not command it, Xenu is appropriately amused by Travolta's church-addled shenanigans. It's pretty much what you clams deserve as a "gift" this year!
Xenu's implants may be responsible for most of the horrors humanity has suffered, but he NEVER suggested that ANYBODY wear that toupee. That's pure Hubbard.
Xenu's implants may be responsible for most of the horrors humanity has suffered, but he NEVER suggested that ANYBODY wear that toupee. That's pure Hubbard.
Leave it to the rat-brains of Teegeeack to make such terrible stories about space warfare.
Leave it to the rat-brains of Teegeeack to make such terrible stories about space warfare.
You rat-brains and your "improv". And you wonder whether you are really descended from clams…
You rat-brains and your "improv". And you wonder whether you are really descended from clams…
Now THAT'S kinky! Would you like a lift to Xenu's pleasure station?
Now THAT'S kinky! Would you like a lift to Xenu's pleasure station?
Your puny Teegeeack cameras would be unable to capture the magnificent image of Xenu.
Your puny Teegeeack cameras would be unable to capture the magnificent image of Xenu.