@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus Xenu was bogged down in yet another meeting of the fucking Galactic Preservation Council. "Oh!" the preservationists whine. "You can't let THAT star go supernova! It's part of a very important constellation to the beings of Fuckwad-Prime!" If Xenu's sister-in-law weren't…

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus Xenu was bogged down in yet another meeting of the fucking Galactic Preservation Council. "Oh!" the preservationists whine. "You can't let THAT star go supernova! It's part of a very important constellation to the beings of Fuckwad-Prime!" If Xenu's sister-in-law weren't…

If you clams hadn't noticed, the two most influential "thinkers" of your current "culture" in the United States are L. Ron Hubbard (who birthed est, Landmark Forum, etc.) and Ayn Rand (Greenspan, Ryan, and so forth). And some of the others at the Universal Council of Overlords and Mythological Beings think that Xenu…

If you clams hadn't noticed, the two most influential "thinkers" of your current "culture" in the United States are L. Ron Hubbard (who birthed est, Landmark Forum, etc.) and Ayn Rand (Greenspan, Ryan, and so forth). And some of the others at the Universal Council of Overlords and Mythological Beings think that Xenu…

Here you go! "Enjoy" yourself, rat-brain!

Here you go! "Enjoy" yourself, rat-brain!

PSYCHLOBAMA EATS RATS!

PSYCHLOBAMA EATS RATS!

Xenu likes the way this space-monkey thinks.

Xenu likes the way this space-monkey thinks.

Hoo… consider yourself lucky. Those Scientologist girls are crazy, but not in a good way.

Hoo… consider yourself lucky. Those Scientologist girls are crazy, but not in a good way.

You weren't talking about Xenu, were you?

You weren't talking about Xenu, were you?

Mmm…. tenderizing the faculties.

Mmm…. tenderizing the faculties.

Your assistance has been noted. Here is a nice juicy rat for you, man-animal! Raw. Just how you like them!

Your assistance has been noted. Here is a nice juicy rat for you, man-animal! Raw. Just how you like them!

@avclub-81e42ebe6b44656990ff91adfd49b5f7:disqus Well, Xenu doesn't want to brag, but Miss Rand did tell him that Hank Reardon, Howard Roarke, and all the rest were just attempts to render Xenu in human form. And she was the freakiest clam Xenu EVER had in the space-sack. Almost approaching the level of the Superfreaks…

@avclub-81e42ebe6b44656990ff91adfd49b5f7:disqus Well, Xenu doesn't want to brag, but Miss Rand did tell him that Hank Reardon, Howard Roarke, and all the rest were just attempts to render Xenu in human form. And she was the freakiest clam Xenu EVER had in the space-sack. Almost approaching the level of the Superfreaks…