The Book of the SubGenius? Xenu will never forgive J.R. "Bob" Dobbs for swindling him out of one of his best space-planes on behalf of some mysterious beings from Planet X. But you really can't hate that guy for some reason.

The Book of the SubGenius? Xenu will never forgive J.R. "Bob" Dobbs for swindling him out of one of his best space-planes on behalf of some mysterious beings from Planet X. But you really can't hate that guy for some reason.

For a clam, you're not too stupid.

For a clam, you're not too stupid.

@avclub-a3e80e62340f85e584f072b212415d32:disqus Pfft. Of course not. Hubbard didn't have the courage to put it in the books peddled to the general public. Dianetics is just pseudo-scientific self-help. Only after you join Scientology and have shelled out quite a bit of money for auditing and whatnot do you find out…

@avclub-a3e80e62340f85e584f072b212415d32:disqus Pfft. Of course not. Hubbard didn't have the courage to put it in the books peddled to the general public. Dianetics is just pseudo-scientific self-help. Only after you join Scientology and have shelled out quite a bit of money for auditing and whatnot do you find out…

This guy gets it.

This guy gets it.

HAHAHA! More like "Windshitter", right?

HAHAHA! More like "Windshitter", right?

Oh, Travolta will not live forever. Xenu is preparing a very… special… demise for that particular rat-brain. Oh yes, very special indeed…

Oh, Travolta will not live forever. Xenu is preparing a very… special… demise for that particular rat-brain. Oh yes, very special indeed…

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus If anything, GOD is doing XENU'S work!!!

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus If anything, GOD is doing XENU'S work!!!

As do many of your fellow puny man-animals, you seem to forget that Scientology was formed to OPPOSE the work of Xenu! If you value your life, or at least your comfort, you will NOT endorse the work of those who support the Hubbard-cult!

As do many of your fellow puny man-animals, you seem to forget that Scientology was formed to OPPOSE the work of Xenu! If you value your life, or at least your comfort, you will NOT endorse the work of those who support the Hubbard-cult!

If that trash ever appears on this viewscreen again, Xenu will order the entire battle fleet from the Planet of the Mosquitoes to Teegeeack. The space-mosquitoes are just like your mosquitoes, but 3 feet long and particularly surly.

If that trash ever appears on this viewscreen again, Xenu will order the entire battle fleet from the Planet of the Mosquitoes to Teegeeack. The space-mosquitoes are just like your mosquitoes, but 3 feet long and particularly surly.

Don't even THINK about seeing this movie, clams!

Don't even THINK about seeing this movie, clams!