Clams… what WON'T they love?
Xenu
therealtruexenu
Clams… what WON'T they love?
WRONG! As long as this "Beck" remains a follower of the Hubbard heresy, trying to use music to spread the Scientology tech and clear the planet Teegeeack, Xenu does not approve of ANYTHING he does!
WRONG! As long as this "Beck" remains a follower of the Hubbard heresy, trying to use music to spread the Scientology tech and clear the planet Teegeeack, Xenu does not approve of ANYTHING he does!
Ugh. Xenu didn't need to be reminded of that.
Ugh. Xenu didn't need to be reminded of that.
Hmmph. Bet they don't even get the paint jobs on the sexbots right.
Hmmph. Bet they don't even get the paint jobs on the sexbots right.
The thetans in your body would appreciate a little more effort towards personal hygiene on your part.
The thetans in your body would appreciate a little more effort towards personal hygiene on your part.
No problem, clams. Never say Xenu didn't give you anything. He gave you this, endless suffering, and a terrible case of the clap.
No problem, clams. Never say Xenu didn't give you anything. He gave you this, endless suffering, and a terrible case of the clap.
Oh please. Scientologists are terrible in the sack. Space-Catholics are where it's at. They'll do ANYTHING to repress their galactic-level feelings of guilt and shame. Just make sure that you don't stick around until the next morning.
Oh please. Scientologists are terrible in the sack. Space-Catholics are where it's at. They'll do ANYTHING to repress their galactic-level feelings of guilt and shame. Just make sure that you don't stick around until the next morning.
Check again, clam. Xenu was all over that like anti-bacterial machine oil on a sexbot.
Check again, clam. Xenu was all over that like anti-bacterial machine oil on a sexbot.
Oh, puny man-animals. If you only knew what this poster REALLY meant, you would be crawling back into your hovels BEGGING Xenu for more implants to stop the horror. Hubbard's so-called "tech" would do nothing for you! Nothing at all!!!!!!!
Oh, puny man-animals. If you only knew what this poster REALLY meant, you would be crawling back into your hovels BEGGING Xenu for more implants to stop the horror. Hubbard's so-called "tech" would do nothing for you! Nothing at all!!!!!!!
This better not fucking happen.
This better not fucking happen.