Space-fuck all of you clams for even THINKING of that!

Space-fuck all of you clams for even THINKING of that!

Will Smith is the one who will suffer a "cosmic letdown" when he realizes that all that Hubbard tripe hasn't helped him one little bit!

Will Smith is the one who will suffer a "cosmic letdown" when he realizes that all that Hubbard tripe hasn't helped him one little bit!

@karatloz:disqus
 What are you afraid of, clam? That your sensibilities will be offended? Bah! You pathetic man-animals need to learn a thing or two about the pleasures of the flesh. Or the cyberflesh. Or the we-really-aren't-sure-what-it-is-but-we-might-as-well-call-it-flesh-flesh.  Grow a pair.

@karatloz:disqus
 What are you afraid of, clam? That your sensibilities will be offended? Bah! You pathetic man-animals need to learn a thing or two about the pleasures of the flesh. Or the cyberflesh. Or the we-really-aren't-sure-what-it-is-but-we-might-as-well-call-it-flesh-flesh.  Grow a pair.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Interesting…

Interesting…

If it's the stage version of the reboot, you would be unable to see Tom Cruise from the back of the theater!

CLAMS OF TEEGEEACK!!!

They probably didn't include the shot of the Galactic Space Freighter dropping the iceberg directly in Titanic's path.

@avclub-53a226780628f3d898494942ad3dd491:disqus What? Oh.

Dumb? Dumb!?!?!? DUMB!?!?!???!??!?!?!?

This project should have been aborted In Utero!

Soggy space-sluts! You man-animals have been warned. STAY AWAY FROM ANY MOVIES STARRING THIS INSOLENT REBEL!!!! Any support you give to him or anyone else in his subversive "movement" will be repaid 10-fold in paindroid "treatments".

Xenu reserves the right to make all mollusc-related insults directed at Tom Cruise or any other of Hubbard's filthy crew.  Watch your step, Zoidberg!

You pathetic man-animals. Sublimating your sexual urges with scenes of shirtless men playing volleyball and shooting loads (of weapons) at other men.  Why can't you realize that you don't need to sublimate either sex OR violence? You can have both!  Why, just this morning, Xenu led a class-I space orgy AND obliterated…

Scientology will tell you that those Sea Org "naval" uniforms have no implications. None whatsoever. *snort*