Karate Man? More like Karate Clam!

When Xenu runs for re-election as Galactic Overlord, he always travels with an entourage of space-courtesans, astro-floozies, and sexbots. The space-electorate expects nothing less.

@avclub-2300d8171ca46be1ee5a72d2837c1b6d:disqus Were you at Xenu's last space-orgy? Because you seem unusually wise in the ways of space for a Teegeeack clam.

Watch your step, clam…..

$30,588 per screen? Space-fuck that crazy dwarf…

Xenu isn't giving that spoiler away.

Don't overthink this, clam.

Xenu has as many of you in his clutches as pleases. He doesn't need a movie for that.

Galloping galaxies! You stupid clams! If you even got CLOSE to learning the truth about how Teegeeack is run, you would shit yourselves, then fall into a catatonic state, unable to perform even the most rudimentary tasks.

Xenu is not setting foot on the same set as that clam.

And Xenu does not wish to be mistaken for a failed NBC "show" from the early 1980s!

Xenu only hugs space-courtesans, sexbots, and his mother.

STAY AWAY FROM XENU, YOU FILTHY HUBBARDITE!!!!!

Xeny? Xeny?!?!! XENY!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

Not bad… you've got a future in this business!

Like O'Neal would know about sexbots, much less the different classes of sexbots.

O'Neal left out the asterisks. Typical clam.

Ever heard of a little event known as the WALL OF FIRE?!?!?!  All of you foolish man-animals are mimicking Xenu. You just don't know it.

Did anyone post "crazy religion? That's redundant!" yet? No? Well, Xenu is doing so right now, just to enturbulate you clams!

Like Xenu would do that!