I love trollface. It’s just one of those things that looks inherently funny

I think it's more the keeper's fault. If your defender successfully pokes it away like that toward you, it needs to be cleared, even over your own end-line for a corner.

These numbers are concerning. I often wonder how anyone can have a family of four with a mortgage and newish cars on less than $100k a year while still saving for retirement, the kids' college, and general vacation money.

The sweatshop free manufacturing, and (even if it was kind of limited) body diversity in the models, lack of photoshopping, and occasional visible nip or pubic hair wasn't really the problem I had with AA. Those were like the only good things about AA. I was glad they got rid of pervy Dov, but it sounds like they just…

WHY MUST IT ALWAYS BE ABOUT THAT BITCH MARSHA!?

Their quality is better than the Hanes 5-Pack, but not as good as the stuff by LL Bean, et. al.

These are really awesome but....

My friend and I once smoked a joint in his parents' kitchen after school. His mother came home and remarked about the strange smell.

A guy in my work was chronically late for damn-near every shift he was on, mostly due to his (semi) functional alcoholism. His excuses for his lateness were things of beauty. My favourite was when he was 4 hours late for a shift because 'a bird had flown through his open window and landed on his alarm clock,…

I ditched my friends tonight so i could make (and eat) these garlic and parmesan tossed pretzel bites and drink wine... I don't regret it at all

"Iraq has weapons of mass destruction."

I tried to call in "ugly"once. I told my boss I had a cold sore that went wild and my face look very, well, damaged and, as the front desk person, I thought I should stay home. He had me come in any way, took one at look at me, and conceded that, yes, maybe I could have the day off.

"This is like the energy industry in the US" Or the healthcare industry. Or the banking industry. Or the real estate industry.... I think we may have a problem.

How are you best friends with this person

No, it's not obviously a cop car. It's obviously a Monte Carlo with lights, thats it.

What the fuck? Yeah wow just knock him over at speed next time, right? Maybe he'll just die and never commit another crime against the great & benevolent State ever again!

HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW GIRL GET PREGNANT?

The art of tipping is, for most people, really freaking annoying. How much is too much? How much is too little? Is this the only reason I had to learn how to calculate percentages in 5th grade?