Yeah but if you create stability then you have no reason to stay.

That’s hilarious.

Take this Drunk Test. You won’t believe what happens next!

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing”. But hey Joan gets her paychecks regularly so that’s good!

Wow you’re really invested in a washed up rocker speaking through her PR person.

Absolutely, great comment.

You don’t seem at all concerned that even at this late hour, so many years later, Jett has the opportunity to do a right thing, something - anything to acknowledge what happened. And instead she issues some gaslighting bullshit through her PR person. Your defense of that speaks volumes about your character. Not sure…

Yep, scratch that don’t-give-a-fuck -punk-rock-grrrl-power veneer and you see there’s a careerist money grubbing backstabber underneath. A punk(esque) rocker speaking through her PR person is just so perfectly ironic.

I know it’s late to respond to this comment but it is so true. One of the greatest aspects of this movie was that it’s an action movie that doesn’t insult the intelligence of the viewer.

Just thought I’d chime in here with agreement that this movie is a real masterpiece. There were times I couldn’t believe what I was watching. The whole thing just seemed to push moviemaking in the action genre to a whole other level. I think it’s as close to a perfect movie as I’ve seen.

This is our concern, dude.

that blood and skeletons bit was hilarious. Thanks for the great article and laughs.

to be fair she can’t act with empathy. She has cells to fill in the most insatiable incarceration system ever conceived, that’s her job and she’s paid well for it. Live a lawful life sir, next!

damn

tldr; Joni Mitchell is in the hospital in bad shape while Chris Brown and Kim Kardashian still have careers and God hates us all and life has no meaning.

still I think the real story here is the nightmare of that man’s nosehairs. I wish I never saw that.

Yeah it was way better as a circus. The guy who was a “Ninjitsu specialist” who delivered pizza during the day fighting a 320-lb “wrestler” who’s really just insanely fat. Wrestler wins by sitting on the ninja pizza delivery guy. Those were the days.

Holy shit.

You’re a towel.

wait so a biplane isn’t two planes? I’ve been doing this wrong.