Are you serious?

Do NOT love your job. It will never return the favor.

It's that whole "work to live, don't live to work" thing. I feel like I've been burned so many times I am almost indifferent at this point. It's expected.

Gigantic truth bomb here, and one of the better work-related pieces I've ever seen on Lifehacker.

Yess a million times this.. I hate when people act like they ARE the company they work for. It's like chill the fuck out, you're just their servant slave.

Disagree.

The fact that the dumb white guy's last name was "Ferguson" pretty much proves that the universe has an inherent drive towards irony.

let's all go to starbucks to discuss this further.

Pat Healey also designed the Celinto Catayente Towers in Santiago, but his true passion is to work with retards.

The Batman costume is more of a third or second date thing.

The energetic young trainer is the star of the clip. The rush for the towel! The rush back! The "where did he go?" look! The tough-love-mom application of the towel that had to have hurt as much as the headbutt! SHE'S GOING PLACES!!

I had the opportunity to play with Pat Healey for 3 years in HS. He is, by far, the classiest player I had the honor of playing with. I never once heard him talk shit or disrespect someone on the field, he let his game speak for itself. No room in the game for guys like Braithwaite.

I've known that I am inclined toward polyamory but it has never gone well for me. I'm only slightly younger, and I can only hope that people get better about it as they get older. In my experience people think it's creepy and swingery, or if they they are dudes think it means lots of threesomes and me occasionally…

"How can you have two boyfriends?"

You certainly don't have time to watch all of this...

My cousin goes to USC. She's also a member of a sorority I believe.

Never forget

I don't think anything will ever top the cunt punt letter.