1. This is the very best.

Never give them your number! My dad sold cars briefly in his youth. He couldn't stomach it. More often than not, car salespeople are shady as hell.

one time a pizza guy (rushed out the door by his manager) forgot one of my pizzas. He felt so bad that he offered to bring us free stuff ("I'm gonna bring you guys so much free shit!) and we weren't mad because we aren't crazy and we had our first pizza to ride us over. When he came back he brought a free pizza in…

Oh yeah, the power of the good tip. The Thai place near my office brings my food in 15 damn minutes when it takes 30-45 minutes when anyone else orders, because I am a generous tipper. It's the *best* side effect.

Yeah, and they're all like "let's get him fired!" like screwing with some schmuck's livelihood over five bucks is so cool and clever. Fucking lowlife slabs of shit.

yup. The jj delivery driver cried last time I gave a 20 for a 12ish dollar delivery. Similar to the last time I was traveling and ordered a pizza in stockton. Dude just sighed and said "wow, you're so nice". Stop being assholes everyone.

Especially delivery drivers. A lot of people don't even tip delivery people because they think that the "delivery fee" is a tip even though it's not. Or people will have some stupid policy like "I always tip exactly $5 because it doesn't matter what I ordered."

In your land... tipping does not matter!

Same! I'm a part-time teacher and a grad student. I don't have a lot to spare!

knowing assholes like this exist is also why my servers get obscenely great tips from me. I wish people would just stop being assholes so I could save money.

I looked at a car there last month and regretted it. Super bro-y. The salesman kept disappearing, leaving me waiting at the desk for at least five minutes at a time, even when I just asked for a business card. He and his manager tried every trick in the book to keep from giving me a price. I eventually gave them a…

Don't bite the hand that brings pizza to your lazy ass.

To the people harassing the pizza guy:

It is dickheads such as these that cause me to ALWAYS tip at least 20% unless the service was truly appalling. Chances are, some asshole has cheaped out on my servers tip at some point in the evening. My extra $$ may not make a huge difference, but I hope that it at least sends the message that not everyone is an…

"Your honor... She's an assassin and she's aimin' straight for my heart."

People who are never going to get a movie made.

She ain't got time to bleed.

That thing is spectacular.

I inherited a few things for that, but the special spot goes to two of his old R/C cars. There was a particular shade of bright metallic green that was his color. He used the same basic shade since the 1960's, when he raced slot cars. Both cars are painted in that shade. Something about the color triggers a lot of…