"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

Dolly, you are now, as ever, my idol.

I can only imagine their uniforms.

There are NOT enough whites in the NBA and they are trying to FORCE more into the game.......oh, wait. That was baseball and that problem was actually not enough BLACK players.

I can't believe this is happening! The Supreme Court ruled that racism no longer exists in America.

I'm in graduate school. Even if I could have afforded it (and my parents certainly would have offered to pay if it was an option), I already explained she couldn't take the time off work.

My cousin got married last year, a $40,000 (!!!) affair. She wanted a small wedding or to elope, but her husband, who's a bit older and the last of his friends and siblings to marry, wanted an enormous wedding.

... and don't even get her (and me) STARTED on destination weddings.

Guests who live in the couple's city are likely bringing that average down. It's difficult to fly across the country, use a taxi or rental car, and book a hotel room for $592. Depending on the location, the cost of getting there can easily be way more than that, especially if you need two plane tickets.

I'm in three weddings this year, two as maid of honor. Two of them are less than a week apart in different parts of the country. I might not have a job for part of the year. I'M GOING TO DIE.

Zing! I love it!

Not when they run crying to the government to fix it when they crash economy because of doing bad business.

Considering the questionable business ethics of Chase, I don't think they have much of a leg to stand on in saying what is and is not moral.

You're one of those people who thinks business should be able to refuse service to a person based on their ethnicity and sexual orientation and any other thing they feel like, right? You would have told the black students sitting at Woolworth's lunch counters to "just let the market decide", wouldn't you?

If I wanted food induced diarrhea sprinkled with self-loathing, then I would go eat at Taco Bell. Much cheaper.

I was laughing so much at this article that the cat decided it was no longer safe to sit on my lap.

Somebody was paid to write that horrible food hate speech. They were probably paid in Guy's Fries..but still...a writer, somewhere has to look themselves in the mirror every day knowing what they've done.

"YEAH! Guy's rojo dipping sauce goes straight to the bank! And then Guy's rojo dipping sauce invests poorly in subprime mortgages, creating a financial meltdown that puts thousands of people out of their homes and turns Detroit into a post-apocalyptic wasteland! ROCKIN!"

Guy's Cheesecake Challenge $12

My 10 year old does a hilarious Guy Fieri impression. She has discovered it is an effective way to get away with talking with her mouth full, because M.Nectarine and I are too busy laughing to tell her to mind her manners.