See, that's where you're wrong. The joke is not about rape. It has nothing to do with rape. You read the first three sentences and think it's about rape, and the last sentence changes the whole context. But I'm not here to debate that. If you think the joke in any way trivializes or minimizes the victimhood of…

You know what else people used to do in this country? Read to the end of fucking paragraphs.

Why would Josh Lueke be the one saying "Go away you rapist?"

Manliness? Men don't want to tuck in their shirt. They only do it for business reasons and because the wife says so. And, for that purpose, you only do number 1.

my best kickball story was 5th grade i believe and we played on a typical blacktop court that also had 2 basketball courts (everyone was so small at that time not many played basketball) anyway we are playing and the first amazing thing happens..we get 1 girl who wants to play nobody wants her and she gets and inside…

I've played in exactly 1 zog sports kickball game and it almost resulted in a bench clearing brawl because one douche on the other team kept "accidentally" taking out one of our women, and I don't mean to dinner. They were all cases of what could have been incidental contact but he never really tried to avoid contact…

Coach: "Strawberry, you're off the team."

Tallahassee police were not able to identify Winston as the suspect until Jan. 10, when the accuser recognized him in class.

that the truth will never be uncovered because of a baffling series of missteps and delays on the part of Tallahassee police.

When they finally want to kill that major once and for all.

At 1:05, when he stops for a solid 5 seconds and then. . .and then he just gets right back to it. That broke my face open.

cracker knows that feel.

Alright, alright, don't spill your everclear-spiked purple kool-aid on your Affliction t-shirt over it.

Knowing the kinds of people that are into UFC, the odds of a significant number of them giving close to 1 shit (will round up from 0.5 shits) about workers rights in the Mideast are about as likely as me winning the UFC heavyweight title.

We should expect the UFC to be on the watch for strikes, especially in Abu Dhabi, emirate?

Good to know that bros are bros the world over

When me and my siblings were kids, we were visiting Virginia and my parents told us that we were going to Busch Gardens. We were so excited. Then, a few days into the trip, my parents told us that they were so impressed with our excellent questions that we'd asked at a local museum, we were going to Historical…