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It's all about the controversial clicks, sad really.

More relevantly, did the Warrior know wrestling was an act? That seems to be the question. There have been a few wrestlers where the performance and the real life were - pretty much indistinguishable, and this guy is foremost among them.

Regardless of how he truly felt, his greatest line about Hulk Hogan (when he was mad at him) was "kids, you can't get those vitamins at the store" in reference to how Hulk Hogan got his 22-inch "pythons" and his "say your prayers and take your vitamins" saying.

Should I go on? Should I have to? Do I want to? Will I? Will you? Does He? Who's that? What're those? Is it? Can she? Who am I? Why am I? Am I who I am? Are you? Am I you? Maybe? But why? Who says? Really? Why am I here? Why are we here? Where are we? Where aren't we? Is where a what or is what where we are? What

BENGHAZI!

This has something to do with Benghazi.

And there's your 2014 Braves yearbook cover.

"That's nothing compared to what Obama does to the Constitution every day!"

Phenomenal spacing.

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I will tie black ribbons above and below my biceps.

Wow. The reckless disregard of the mixer driver is insane. I'd be lawyering up pretty fucking quick.

That is absolutely amazing.

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Easily my favorite promo ever, and a wrestling spirit that has been and will continue to be, sorely missed.

alright Penultimate Warrior, waiting in the wings, I hope you've got your shit together.

The Ultimate Warrior is his gimmick, but his legal name is Warrior and has been for some time. Just Warrior, not Jim Warrior, not Warrior Hellwig, just...Warrior.

I'm glad he got to participate in the Hall of Fame induction and that he got to be in the ring one last time on Raw this past Monday. Thank you for the memories Warrior.

RIP Warrior I'll always remember you for your weird fucking promos and terrible finishing move. But damnit were you entertaining