I'm not big on long music festivals (ie: Coachella, Tomorrowworld), but not for the same reasons as you. I don't mind crowds/general debauchery/face rolling, but I can't stand not having a clean shower/camping/not being able to leave all week(end). Fuck. That. Shit. Give me nights-only multi-day shows like…

My significant other enjoys those types of situations. My disdain of crowds began manifesting when I was about 8.

I laughed harder at this than I did at the butthole.

Exhibit A:

Both. You need to take my Barkitechture course to complete your Bachelors of Fine Arfs.

I wish to know where this dog and his butthole live so that I can make a pilgrimage to see the butthole myself. And maybe touch my bunion to it.