I’ve never ridden a subway in NYC, so I don’t know how common this is. But putting your bare feet on one of those seats has to be gross right? Seems gross.

I think “creamed jeans” already speaks volumes.

As homage, they dropped the ball with Jeter.

Or...maybe Circle K is 1/3 racist. really makes ya think.

We’re all watching a predator at work.

Everyone has their own inflection points. Takes a strong person to hold one’s convictions in the face of race baiting, misogyny, alleged election fraud, alleged collusion with a foreign power within your campaign team, charity mismanagement, impetuousness, incessant Twitter farts, suggesting violence against your…

A fine place for Breakfast, and ok place for lunch. Dinner, I think not.

Geldof let him masturbate one last time before he murdered him?

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

I’m still writing 2016 MLB All-Star Game on my checks!!!

Scouts want to know how he’d have performed if it was under a shotgun.

NEVER FORGET!

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Easy: they didn’t want the Raiders to be undefeated.

Only really hardcore partiers celebrate Quindarious Monday, which occurs before Fat Tuesday every three years.

meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet

Nice block, Midler.

I’m still surprised that with his background, they’re trying him out at DH and not converting him to a pitcher. His throwing arm already has years of experience hitting corners.

Usually the president ages like crazy once in office. I think this time the American public will be the ones aging like crazy.

I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we…